In my effort to be a good adult, I finally took one of those retirement webinars your employers is always pushing you to attend. Let me tell you something, this is some WILD content. Have you ever attended a financial-banking type webinar?
Maybe its because I just finished reading "Cultish" but holy moly the lingo, Batman. You get why so many white upper middle class Americans are constantly terrified. A dude with a British accent just casually predicted "world domination" and "peak globalization" finance trends
What, exactly, is a 401k holder supposed to do to *checks notes* respond to peak globalization and world domination conflict??? WUT lol
I tapped out on the "future of work" segment. It's all automation, your kids aren't ready, OMG.
"bespoke securitized markets" is written in my notebook next to rolling eyes.
Hi everybody sending me weblinks, I am very familiar with the future of work literature. Some might even say I work in it from time to time. So, the joke is that I could not sit through a high level uncritical 2 minute talk on it in a retirement webinar. Thank you.

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Honest to god, they have one daughter and one son. They’re quietly teaching them how to order and empowering them to do so. Classic.
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I already like what the curly hair with bangs is communicating
They already cast the “hot guy” right. He is exactly like a guy who is only hot in the academia context where we are both desperate and deeply removed from reality.
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2. Beauty and racial capitalism
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