ZUBY: Profile picture
24 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
This is why I suggest we ban the unvaccinated from farting.

Especially in groups of more than six. Instant death. Image
Any unvaccinated people caught farting in public should be sentenced to 1 year of hard labour.

2 years if not wearing a diaper.

Vaccinated people may fart, but only in groups of other vaccinated people. And after showing evidence of a negative PCR test taken within 72 hrs.
Children under the age of 5 may continue to fart.

Children over 5 may fart after receiving two doses of an approved vaccine, or within 72 hours of a negative PCR test.

Please carry your fart passport with you at all times to protect others.

This is the only way out. Thanks.
There is literally no downside to not farting. If it saves even one life, it's worth it.

If you must fart, wear a diaper. It's just a piece of cloth. Don't be selfish.

Trust the experts and follow the science. Don't be a conspiracy theorist. 🤣

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh

Keep Current with ZUBY:

ZUBY: Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!


Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @ZubyMusic

21 Jul
It's more than that...

If you are being pressured, coerced, bullied, shamed, or heavily incentivised to take any 'medicine', it's reasonable to assume it may not in your best interest.

That's why they pay people to do clinical trials.

Ethical medical practice requires consent.
The communication behind this whole thing has been an ever increasing series of red flags.

A lot of people have gone from "Maybe" to "Hell no" as a result of all of the coercive tactics, hostile messaging, and horrible, conflicting communication.
I don't think there's been enough talk about just how awful the communication has been throughout this entire thing...

Unless the terrible communication is intentional. Which is possible.

My skepticism is at an all time high. With good reason. And I don't think I'm alone.
Read 5 tweets
21 Jul
Many Western countries are evolving into authoritarian regimes in real-time.

But people are so convinced by the illusions of 'freedom' and 'democracy' that they outright refuse to admit what's happening.

The cognitive dissonance is off the charts... The ego won't allow it.
Europe alone has seen the rise of multiple authoritarian regimes over the past few centuries.

It is arrogant and foolish to assume history is 'over' or 'that can't happen here'.

It absolutely can. Human nature has not changed.

Have a Plan B if you value liberty. Real talk.
The ONLY country in the West that is largely protected against totalitarianism is the USA.

And that's because of the 2nd Amendment.

UK, Europe, Australia, Canada, Australia, New Zealand... all ultimately reliant on the benevolence (or wickedness) of their leaders.
Read 4 tweets
20 Jul
The only reason people even believe there is a 'deadly pandemic' is because of TV, advertising, and social media.

Without non-stop daily propaganda and PR framing, most would have just thought we had a bad flu season.

Most heavily marketed and over hyped virus in history...
Fact is, if you're under 70 and in decent shape, this whole thing is a nothingburger.

Even if you're older, it's hardly a death sentence. Especially with early treatment.

And we've known all this for well over a year... But the hype and idiocy continues. 😬
I think even the naming of the virus is marketing.

If it was called the 'Wu Flu' or something, people would be less scared, because they are familiar with flus.

'Covid-19' sounds more scary and novel.

Greatest overreaction of our lifetimes.
Read 4 tweets
12 Jul
Racism, sexism and homophobia are at an all time low.

It's just that we have the internet now, so you can see the thoughts and actions of billions of people,
all over the world. And react. And see reactions.

An illusion is created where 0.1% of people end up looking like 20%
Also, many people actively seek out content that will anger or upset them. Especially if it confirms their pre-existing beliefs.

Nobody is 100% immune to this. But it's a cognitive error to assume it's representative of the norm.

It's an exception. That's why you noticed it.
A double edged sword of the internet is you can find examples (often with video) of every ill, to paint whatever narrative you want... And use as evidence.

It's not hard to do when you have access to billions of tweets, articles, and videos, dating back decades sometimes.
Read 5 tweets
10 Jul
I wasn't joking when I said this. It's convenient that people have magically forgotten how this whole debacle started...

The West is so cucked now they'd rather blame their own citizens.
People here were more concerned about someone saying 'Chinese virus' than the fact the CCP government let this thing spread across the entire world, lied about it, shifted blame, then had their whole country back to normal in months. By magic.


That's some Sun Tzu stuff.
Nobody even asks how China got back to normal so quickly. Prior to any vaccines being available in other countries.

And our 'journalists' don't ask these basic, obvious questions.

What a joke. 😂
Read 6 tweets
7 Jul
The last 18 months have split populations along personality traits.

People higher in neuroticism & agreeableness favour lockdowns, mask mandates & mass vaccination.

People lower in neuroticism & agreeableness do not.

Also explains why it's largely split along political lines.
It has little to do with IQ, 'following science', or 'wanting to kill grandma'.

It reveals how different personality types respond to perceived threats.

Same pattern in every country...

It's why you can predict other traits off something as simple as attitude towards masks.
Agreeable people tend to 'go along to get along' and are less questioning of authority.

Disagreeable people are the opposite.

Neurotic people are more anxious and prone to fear and worry.

Low neuroticism people are the opposite.

It all makes sense through this lens.
Read 6 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!

This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us on Twitter!