Thread by @crabcrawler1

to be honest I hope you donate money to me so I can buy a steak

and then dip it in vindaloo sauce and eat it

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1420948863263854592

that's my ulterior motive.

to cook a nice juicy steak

dip it in some obscure Indian sauce

And shit furiously several hours, after the fact

In life there are only so many guarantees

But I can guarantee myself this

even though it's 11:41 pm

and the grocery store is closed

I want this to happen to me

id eat it and my taste buds would ejaculate in a special way

I can buy the anti-depressant medications i require

or i can make this steak vindaloo

opportunity cost