I’m starting again with NSW.
Victoria don’t be mad.
You know where my heart is. I got you for life.
NSW - let’s dig into the numbers:
170 new cases
77 are linked (61 are from household spread 16 close contacts )
93 are mystery cases
65 were in iso / 10 part iso
42 were in the community
53 cases 🕵🏽
187 people are in hospital ( ⬆️ 5 on yday)
58 in ICU ( ⬆️ 4 on yday )
24 on ventilators ( ⬆️ 2 on yday )
2980 cases have been reported since June 16.
A woman in her 90s and a man in his 80s have died.
The premier is pleading with people not to attend protests. There will be around 1000 popo on the street to meet them if they turn up. No one touch the fricken horses or anything else. Thanks.
They’ve also had a COVID positive man go to work on a construction site - when he was meant to be isolating - because he knew he had the virus. I can’t say anything more on this. I just have no words.
VICTORIA:
All good things come in three!
My favs are chocolate/vanilla/strawberry- or three COVID cases all in iso!
Six cases are in hospital
Two cases in ICU (one of them on ventilator)
There are 8500 Victorians in isolation.
There is 🦠 in the 💩 at Albanvale, Burnside, Burnside Heights, Caroline Springs, Deer Park, Delahey, Hillside (Melton), Keilor Downs, Kings Park, Plumpton, Sydenham, Taylors Hill and Taylors Lakes.
Also bestie -GOOD NEWS (slightly)-on the traffic controller not covid controller.
Genomic testing linked his virus to the the Maribyrnong apartments. So! they know he got it from someone there - they just don’t know how or who.
48 of his 58 co workers have tested negative.
QUEENIES
Remember the show unsolved mysteries? Well that’s what’s happening with you queenies!!
A 17 year old girl has tested positive after feeling unwell yesterday. She’s been infectious for three days including two days when she attended Indooroopilly High School.
WA / SA/ TASSIE / NT/ ACT
Sis I feel like there needs to be two clubs.
No new cases and we are too good for cases.
I’m tempted to promote Tassie and NT to the new club.
More on them ⬇️
ACT
You guys! There was a little scare. Someone was in iso in NSW after they returned a positive result in the ACT but it’s alll cool. It was a false positive. They’re now looking into the private pathologist who did the tests because others came back as false too. Yikes.
OLYMPICS:
🥇gold: 9
🥈silver: 2
🥉bronze: 11
(5th on the overall Tally. China still #1)
🏊🏼♀️
Emma McKeon grabbed a gold in the 100m free. Cate Campbell picked up the bronze. These women are just incredible. My dad used to give me one lolly for touching the bottom of the pool.
When writing an Olympic update for -The Telegraph - Christopher Lyles decided to play a prank claiming in the 1900 Olympics ‘poodle clipping’ was an event. Alas - this was an April fools joke - but if you Google around - many people still think it’s real. I wish it was.
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No one puts baby (Victoria) in a corner but I think we need to start with NSW tonight. 👶🏼
NSW - here’s the overview:
239 new cases
113 are linked (88 are from household spread 25 close contacts )
126 are mystery cases
81 were in iso / 22 part iso
66 were in the community
70 cases 🕵🏽
182 people are in hospital ( ⬆️ 17 on yday)
54 in ICU ( ⬇️ 1 on yday )
22 on ventilators ( same )
2810 cases have been reported since June 16.
A woman in her 90s and a man in his 80s have died.
We are keeping it short - like a bad tinder date tonight.
Victoria you’re up.
8 cases all linked:
Ms Frankie’s 4
Trinity Grammar School 1
St Patrick’s Primary 1
Mildura 1
Young and Jacksons 1
11k primary close contacts have been cleared.
But! Insert law and order *dun dun*
A case has popped up at Moonee Valley Racecourse drive-through testing centre.
They’re a traffic controller annnnnd they worked two days while infectious. *screams*
The testing centre is currently closed. It should open tomorrow after a deep clean. There are also new exposure sites. Check em bestie!
Hello, It’s the CHOsen one here.
That’s my new name and I trust you will all stick with it.
Victoria - my heart is full of numbers. Let’s go!
11 cases
11 were in iso!!
And you know how we do - all linked 😉
Cases total = 180
Where they at?
Ms Frankie = 2
Trinity Grammar = 2
Bacchus Marsh Grammar = 2
AAMI Park = 2
City of Hume = 2
Young & Jackson’s Pub = 1
Cases in hospital= 5
ICU = 2 (one of them on a ventilator).
20k close contacts have been identified
6000 have cleared iso.
The Lord Mayor what’s she doing?
Sally Capp wants the feds to reinstate JobKeeper payments.
What about lockdown?
Foley says ‘nothing has been finalised’. That’s annoying I know bestie. I can’t tell you anything as a fact on this - and that means - I say nothing! Moving along!
Victoria - you’re up first sis.
We see you and your numbers.
11 cases / 11 were in iso *mic drop*
All linked *lip pout*
Cases total = 169
Where they at?
Bacchus Marsh Grammar = 1
West Gate Tunnel = 1
Young & Jackson = 1
AAMI Park = 1
Ms Frankie = 4
Trinity Grammar = 3
Any more details?
7 people are in hospital
2 in ICU
1 on a ventilator
What about the people in iso? Everyone knows someone in iso!
There are around 20k primary close contacts identified.
400 active exposure sites
4300 primary close contacts have been cleared.
There’s also 🦠 in 💩 water in Werribee and the Tarneit area. STAY ALERT NOT ALARMED.