Thread by @manggaetteok96

#ChineseRestaurant5 watch thread!

Can’t believe I’m saying this but I already can’t wait for Junjun to arrive just to save them in the kitchen 😂 looking at HXM’s previous season cuts, this man seems like a menace in the kitchen lmfao

YAN = 2nd princess (BC ZH IS REAL PRINCESS!!!!!)

LMFAO YAN is talking about how she doesn't want to wipe her face bc her makeup's gonna get smeared but HXM hit her with a "don't be too delicate bc once you start working, then your makeup's REALLY gonna get smeared"

ZHOU YE DAUGHTER IS HERE AHHHHHHH LIL BALL OF SUNSHINE SO PRETTY 😭😭♥️♥️♥️♥️

bruh she's actually so pretty oh my god

the way the mood lifted as soon as she arrived sfkdhfkjsh HXM's Ye-zi's upperclassman (same uni), technically shishu level but he said not to call him that cause it's too old

HXM: so can you cook?
YAN: :))))) mmmmm :)))) i cook for myself sometimes? i can make sure people dont get send to the hospital?

HXM: so can you cook?
Ye-zi: :) mmmmmm :) i can but :) im not that good :)

HXM: why is everyone's reaction the same! :)

DING DING IS HERE!!

THE MOOD IS SO AWKWARD IM LAUGHING SO MUCH everyone's so polite and just awkwardly smiling and nodding

HXM: how old are you?
DD: I'm 20
HXM: ohh so the youngest, im uncle age
DD: Uncle!
HXM: THAT WAS A JOKE DONT ACTUALLY CALL ME THAT

THE QUESTION IS BACK

HXM: Can you cook
DD: I don't know 🤣🤣
me: sdkjfshhfkdhkSKDJFHDKSH THIS CAST IS HOPELESS JUNJUN HURRY UP AND ARRIVE ALREADY, SAVE THEM BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE KITCHEN

NING JING JIE IS HERE AHHHHH

she’s so freaking savage I love her
PD: why are you here?
NJ: cause I watched a prev season, I cant say which one but Xiao ming was in it, and it was bad 🙂 I’m here to make things fun

God I love her no-nonsense attitude, you already know she's gonna be great

NJ: everyone belongs in the kitchen, you cant not be in the kitchen, otherwise xiao ming would never be in there since he's the manager

she's pranking HXM by making him run to her trailer to fetch her sun jacket

AHHHHH HE DID HIS (IN)FAMOUS LINE IN RESPONSE TO HER PROMPT "不要你觉得，要我觉得" BUT HE FLIPPED IT TO "Don't need for me to feel like it, as long as you feel like it"

HXM and NJ are both 70', they were saying how they could've given birth to DD since he's only 20 🤣🤣

WILD JUN JUN SPOTTED IN A CUT!!!!!!!!

oho, they get to decide their start-up investment!

THEY WERE SO HAPPY BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT THEY HAVE TO PAY FROM THEIR OWN POCKETS SO OF COURSE THEY GET TO DECIDE LMFAO

d'awww they're going to donate everything to help children

SDHFKSDJH IM DEAD POOR HXM HE'S BEING ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED BY NJ, CANT GET A SINGLE WORD IN

After deciding on initial investment of 20k:

HXM: so im the manager, ill pitch in the most
NJ: what, we're not worthy?
HXM: okay then everyone equal investment
NJ: DD's a child, you have the heart to do that?
HXM: JIE, YOU DECIDE!

NJ MENTIONED YAN'S DAD SDFHKJSDH SHE'S ACTUALLY FEARLESS, NOT AFRAID TO BRING UP THE TABOO SUBJECTS 🤣
NJ: Your dad's a founder, call him and ask him how to manage a resto. Or have him fund the whole 20k.
...
HXM: okay so that was a joke~
NJ: yes, we wont mention your dad anymore

oh shit the kitchen's so cool DAMN!!!!!! it's literally like transformers, the car just split apart and bam! kitchen

HXM: this is cool and all BUT IT'S OPEN AIR KITCHEN?? YOU WANT US TO DIE FROM HEAT???

wow it actually comes with AC

HXM: lets go through everyone's stuff to see what you brought!
Me: yeah like gj's joyoung pots and pans 😏😏😏

d'aww YAN is quite warm-hearted here 🥺 she prepped a whole care package with various medicine (anti-nausea, cold, anti-heat stroke, anti-inflammatory, disinfectant, etc.) for each person

the kitchen’s actually so cool damnnnnnn can you believe this is a mobile care? my god

GJ HURRY UP AND COME, HXM JUST ASKED WHO'S GONNA COOK TONIGHT, THEY NEED YOU

not only do i absolutely not trust these people to cook in the kitchen, i also do not trust them to keep the kitchen in a nice state 🤣🤣🤣🤣

meanwhile, we already know that junjun has the habit of cleaning immediately after he's done, bless him 😌👌

oh and speaking of junjun, im pretty sure he's gonna come later in the ep since he did arrive later when the show was filmed

hopefully he shows his face in THIS ep 🙃

AHHHHHHH THE SOUND OF METAL SPATULA ON METAL PAN NOOOOOOOO

jfc either these pans are made from titanium or it's just a pro cook thing but man, my heart bleeds from the way hxm was scrapping and stabbing the metal pan with his metal spatula 😭 no wooden spatula?

YE-ZI DONT LEAVE PAN UNATTENDED

oh ye-zi actually looks not too bad... although the amount of oil in that dish is a lil alarming 🥲

what they made for the first night!! top and bottom dishes are Ye-zi’s and then from left to right in the straight line:
HXM ➡️ NJ ➡️ YAN ➡️ DD

(i THINK that last one is DD's or it might be someone else's i missed it ksjhfds)

good lord ye-zi's pork and carrot is actually too greasy, NJ had to let the oil flow down a bit 🤣 but her greens were good, got praised! YAN's cold-mixed cucumbers were also good!

CRUMBS BUT FINALLY WE SEE A BIT MORE OF JUNJUN IN TODAY’S EPISODE 😭♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ IM SO EXCITED FOR WHEN HE ACTUALLY COMES

YE ZI PRAISING JUNJUN!!!!

HXM: we have another person joining us
Yezi: YES! Gong jun's really good a cooking, ive seen his videos!
NJ: really? 🤩

THEY'RE JUST PRAISING GJ AT THIS POINT SDKHFKS

NJ: i know the next person is gj, he's popular! and she said he can cook
Yezi: yes!
NJ: we need people like gj! has the popularity! can cook! is capable!
Yezi: can cook, is capable!

going to sleep and day 1 ends!

BUT NEW DAY MEANS JUNJUN AYYYYYYY LETS GOOOO EXCITED TO SEE PUPPY (hopefully the ep doesnt end here) WITH HIS JOYOUNG POTS LMFAO

LETS GO NEW DAYYYYYYYYYYY praying for just a bit of junjun in person this ep oh my god skdjhfkjhd probs wont be anything new that we haven't already seen from the preview but still, i MISS HIM

JUNJUN AHHHHHH WE GOT ANOTHER CRUMB

Chef: are you here as a guest or here to learn how to cook?
JJ: I’m here to work

MOM I LOVE HIM

i mean, these are all stuff we've seen from the previews but ill take all the GJ crumbs i can get my hands on 😌😌😌

and we're back after a long ass ad break! PRAYER CIRCLE FOR JUNJUN TO ARRIVE BY THE END OF THIS EP LMFAO

LMFAO the cursed xiao longxia finally makes its appearance 🤣🤣

the menu to learn and cook for customers:
1) steamed fish head with salted chilies
2) crawfish (gj's nightmare lol)
3) stinky tofu

IM CRYING THE CHEF'S FROM CHANG SHA SO THERE'S A DIALECT DIFFERENCE

the way words are pronounced is different, everyone's like ???????

Lunch made by the chef’s!! The upgrade from last night 😂😂😂😂

GONG JUN IS HEREAJHKJHKJSHKFHDSF

JSDHFKJHKJHDKH

GJ: ohhh 360 degree camera! wait how am i going to shower tonight

PD: use 3 words to describe this experience
GJ: i've never been how would i know (THE SASS) unknown, hard-learning, courage

Theyre asking if he knows everyone and when it got to Yezi, he was like "ofc i know her, i call her meimei, we costarred in SHL (CUEING SHL AGAIN)"

About YAN: I feel like she's quite hardworking, singing and dancing. Hardworking people dont have bad luck. Excited to see everyone in person tho!

he talked about everyone else as well, just very normal ments

Yezi: AH GE! MY BRO'S HERE!

THE WAY THEY MOSAIC'D HIS JOYOUNG PANS IM SKJFKJDSHFKDHSKHF

BABY CAME RIGHT AT LUNCH TIME i hope he enjoys his meal 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

jk no need to worry, he's definitely enjoying the food, eating so well AHHHHHHHH 💖💖💖💖💖💖

THEY ANIMATED JUNJUN WITH A FAN AND HAD HIM THROW HIS FAN LIKE WKX SKFHDSJH MANGOTV YOU ARE MY FATHER

food's too spicy for baby oh my god PRECIOUS

HOW DOES A SINGLE MAN LOOK SO FREAKING GOOD IM—

AND WE'RE BACK AGAIN

NJ CALLING THE CHEF'S OUT SDFHSKH: I see that he only transmits to men, not to women bc he only pointed to the men and i guess we're just here to do some in-between work

Headchef to GJ: you'll be learning with my apprentice and I'll take HXM and DD

BABY'S ALREADY CLEANING UP THE PLACE he's sweeping

Junjun's still munching away

I ALSO WANT TO ORDER GONG JUN'S FISH

when NJ-jie said they should have "so-and-so's dish (like GJ's fish)", Yezi and Junjunzi looked at each other and Yezi pointed at Junjunzi and they laughed I LOVE THEM

bruh why are there so many ads

the part i talked above 🥺

junjunzi once again laughing so hard he goes out of the camera 😂

Next episode preview? I think the ep ended? (i might be wrong)

OH NO bb looked so heated from cooking 🥺🥺🥺🥺

and that concludes ep 1 of Chinese Restaurant S5E1!