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30 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Are any of these theories based on any kind of scientific rigor, or is it more or less this guy just riffing? Because this all sounds extremely fake.
I know autogynephilia isn't a thing because it would have had an internet community by now. There would be autogynephilia youtube stars, people complaining about Autogynephilia Twitter. There's not even a flag.
I'm not saying my TERF bullshit radar is perfect, but I'm also getting readings from my TERF bullshit sonar and my TERF bullshit geostrategic satellite matrix.
I'm seeing Quillete articles, so now all 17 TERF bullshit intelligence agencies are submitting concurrent opinions to the president.

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The Last Jedi was the movie Yoda would have written. The entire theme is that nothing at all matters except the Force. Fans didn't like it because they want other things to matter, like lightsabers and ancient macguffins.
How is anything he does or says in that movie inconsistent with "luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
The legitimate complaint here is that at no point in the 18 hours of Star Wars that led to that point have we ever heard of anything called a Jedi sacred text.
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16 Jul
This really only applies to your social circle.
Most people don't have coherent ideologies, but they do have certain core values beyond looking cool on Twitter.
I should have read the article first, it's mostly about how Republicans are cool.
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Wait wait wait, how were they boycotting Israel before there was an Israel?
I'm kidding, I know what she means, but boy is that a quiet part loud moment.
I'm still sitting here in awe that she just tweeted it out.
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12 Jul
I'm getting flashbacks to the Venezuela protests when they found a protestor with a Washington Nationals hat, and decided that must have been a CIA agent who forget to take his hat off. This is not an exaggeration or a simplification of the theory, this was the real belief.
Think about what you'd have to believe to make that make sense. First you'd have to believe that only someone from the government could wear a Nats hat. Then you'd have to believe he walked around in a full America get up, and only changed into his Venezuela costume later.
Then there were the analyses of the whiteness of the protestors based on aerial shots. That was very normal.
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