Thread by @nebraskangooner

Just hired a bi-weekly maid so my wife will quit getting mad at me for not cleaning (fair complaint).

Now do I tell her I hired a maid or do I take full credit? 🤔🤣

Let her in through the garage so it doesn't show up on our ring doorbell and take full credit.

And also don't bang the maid.

Got it, thanks for the marriage advice everyone! 🙏

She's coming today for a deep cleaning. We'll see what my wife thinks about it when she gets home.

I go downstairs to find the maids both sitting on the couch petting my dog and the Roomba vacuum running...

Well played... well played.

Busted. 🤣🤣🤣

Don't worry I distracted her by telling her I'm buying an ATV today 😅😅

She called me.

Asked what was going on at our house.

I told her what was up and she asked if I was going to try and play it off like I did all the cleaning 🤣🤣

Then I told her I was buying an ATV today and then distracted her by talking about our son.

Gooner is safe.

Have yet to tell her about the bi-weekly cleanings. Going to ease into that.

I'm sure she'll be happy. She did actually thank me for hiring cleaners as a surprise for her.

They put throw pillows on our bed ffs!

I definitely would have been busted if she didn't find out already.

I don't even know how to make the bed, let alone put throw pillows on it.