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4 Aug, 79 tweets, 56 min read
101) This is the first tweet in the next 100 tweet thread about #TeslaBrandDestruction. Here we have another #TeslaSpontaneousCombustion:
102) Every 100 tweet thread will repost this website as a reminder of why #TeslaBrandDestruction is happening at an alarming speed in 2021: elonmusk.today
103) It is good he had not just entered the car wash for this #TeslaBrandDestruction demonstration:
104) #TeslaBrandDestruction Good look at Elon Musk's claims about Full Service Drive:
105) #TeslaBrandDestruction A blast from the past. Remember in May 2020 when Musk defied heath department lockdown orders in California and put the lives of his non-union factory workers at risk? wired.com/story/elon-mus…
106) Another successful #TeslanDeprogramming has taken place because of the #TeslaCult and #TeslaBrandDestruction. Let's all welcome Sergio to the dark side:
107) $TSLAQ #TeslaBrandDestruction

"The group's chairman, Dieter Dombrowski, said the money could also have gone toward helping build schools, elderly care homes, daycare centers for children or memorials for victims of the communist dictatorship.

abcnews.go.com/Business/wireS…
108) #TeslaBrandDestruction meets #TeslaIncommunicadoIssues in an Executive bathroom stall for another laugh and a rail of Whizzo:
109) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ showcases an actor who impersonates a robot for AI day. You can't make up this stuff. Musk is below nothing when it is time to bring more vapor promises to his rabid cult so as to distract from bad news:
110) $TSLAQ and #TeslaBrandDestruction Hocus Pocus, the scam comes into sharper focus. This morning's best laugh so far:
111) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslanDeprogramming #TeslaQualityIssues #TeslaServiceIssues #TeslaBuyersRemorse
112) #TeslaBrandDestruction #GotMusked "Investors should ignore Elon Musk’s latest dance and focus instead on the growing issues Tesla is facing because of its chief executive’s exaggerated claims about his company’s technological capabilities." marketwatch.com/story/ignore-e…
113) #TeslaBrandDestruction cartoon nailed to the drawbridge over the dried up moat at the #BranchElonian Compound:
114) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TLSAQ "When Joel M. Young paid $6,000 for F.S.D. in 2019, he assumed he would receive a system that could drive anywhere on its own by year’s end. Two years later, that remains beyond the system’s abilities." archive.is/9kunw
115) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ I salute whoever wrote this headline: slate.com/technology/202…
116) #TeslaBrandDestruction @TiffanyPhoto1 #TeslaSolarProblems #TeslaIncommunicadoIssues #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues Tesla Solar Roof has sprung leaks and consumer can not find help from $TSLAQ

117) #TeslaBrandDestruction Another incident showing a Tesla on Full Service Drive wants to mate with first responder, service, and garbage vehicles with flashing lights.

Top Tip: Don't ever take a Tesla to an EDM concert with their light shows.

118) Another dissatisfied Plaid owner for the #TeslaBrandDestruction lists. Also adding #TeslanDeprogramming #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues #GotMusked and #TheWaitIsReal

119) #TeslaBrandDestruction I never understood why the Model Y is called an SUV. The Model Y looks more like a dowdy, pregnant Model 3:
120) #TeslaBrandDestruction Tessie on Full Service Drive is not going to get you home as a designated driver if you are too drunk to engage when it mistakes a yellow moon for a yellow light:
121) #TeslaBrandDestruction Don't worry, with three Powerwalls you can still virtue signal like a MoFo at your next party.Image
122) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLA $TSLAQ Tesla's AI, software and hardware, is seen less and less around the planet as a serious contender of importance:
123) #TeslaBrandDestruction means Musk is yet again passed by another competitor in Robotaxi first use. $TSLA $TSLAQ $BIDU
124) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ $TSLA #PredictableAbuse has another example of #AsleepAtTheWheel and we ain't talking about the band:
125) #TeslaBrandDestruction As a Liberal I am glad we finally got rid of Cuomo. Now can we admit we #GotMusked and start investigating all the spurious claims and outright deceit by $TSLA $TSLAQ and the #SubsidyTruffleHound ? Asking @RepAOC
126) #TeslaBrandDestruction This article brings back a term from early $TSLAQ days when everybody was following full service drive's first deaths and we gave it a hashtag: #PredictableAbuse latimes.com/business/story…
127) If the #CuckTruck or "the wedge" is cancelled until 2023, what does this mean as Rivian trucks hop over Tesla with a one-year jump on Tesla's pickup?

128) #TeslaBrandDestruction One word for $TSLA stans: Robovans!

129) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ Damn, Boyo, you don't want to even be a pedestrian around a Tesla on Full Service Drive:
130) Teslan driving a Tesla uses warehouse street as a drag strip. Then pops over a median, taking out bushes, jacks up over a curb and sidewalk of a warehouse entrance, and smashes through lobby front windows. #TeslaBrandDestruction & a stupid cult.
131) #TeslaBrandDestruction

More from the #PredictableAbuse files for #TeslaSpeedDemons A 43-year old passenger dead, and a 69-year old inhabitant of the home dead:

tampabay.com/news/breaking-…
132) #TeslaBrandDestruction Another of Elon's pet projects is like #TeslaIncommunicadoIssues & #TeslaRefundIssues straight out of his playbook: businessinsider.com/spacex-starlin…
133) #TeslaBrandDestruction "Oh Lawd, I'm stuck in Beaver again!" (p.s. One comment blamed it on the BYU fans. Angel Moroni ain't gonna like that comment, Slim.)
134) #TeslaBrandDestruction as pointed out by
135) #TeslaBrandDestruction reminds all members of the #TeslaCult to dump their cars after 3 years and leave the headache - and expense - of battery replacement to the Last Bagholder.
136) Proud new Tesla Model Y owner shows off the panel gaps (and more QC issues) we've grown used to. Just more #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaPanelGaps #TeslaQualityIssues
137) Another example of #TeslaBrandDestruction in the wild. #TeslaPanelGaps #TeslaQualityIssues are a calling card of the #BranchElonians
138) Edmunds not very complimentary look at the refreshed $TSLA Model S is one to make you chortle in the #TeslaBrandDestruction thread.

"The yoke is a joke."
139) #TeslaBrandDestruction sez let's take another "Remember When" moment from a screenshot of an Elon Musk tweet:
140) #TeslaBrandDestruction continues on with a cult member who was close to #TeslanDeprogramming, but who still intends to go through with the purchase of a new Model Y, despite being asked to pay for FSD which will not transfer from his Model 3:
141) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ remembers when Elon claimed it would be crazy to own any other brand of EV and that Tesla's with Full Service Drive would appreciate in value:
142) @rocket_jenross suggested it be a Bag Holder quote and it happened, so, this #TeslaBrandDestruction mention goes out to her and Baggy who knows a winning quote when he sees one too:
143) #TeslaBrandDestruction Batteries for Teslas destroyed when semi overturns:
144) #TeslaBrandDestruction There's a bit of #TeslanDeprogramming going on in this video clip due to Version 10 #TeslaFSDIssues:
145) #TeslaBrandDestruction continues to monitor #TeslaCompetition which is eating $TSLAQ $TSLA 's lunch when it comes to real "full service drive." Check out Hyundai's Robotaxi:
autoblog.com/2021/09/06/hyu…
146) #TeslaBrandDestruction Good question!

147) #TeslaBrandDestruction Were Mr. Bravado to actually put his car up on jacks stands to see poorly painted/insulated underside, he'd know that in six months or less, salt water intrusion is going to age this car by 1 to 3 years. #TeslaPaintIssues
148) #TeslaBrandDestruction Video footage of a Tesla passing a car in a residential neighborhood. After passing, the Tesla veers left off the road at a very sharp angle and hits a tree before exploding. Two people lost their lives:
149) Not only was the video above in 148 taken down off Twitter, but Brad points out another video critical of Tesla's Full Service Drive is gone: too:
150) The video from 148) is somehow kept alive through the $TSLAQ #TeslaBrandDestruction Way Back Machine. Keef gives his thoughts on the wreck:
151) $TSLAQ #TeslaBrandDestruction Another #TeslanActingBadly due to #TeslaPredictableAbuse. Car on Autopilot, driver drunk. She's passed out and unconscious when the car hits a roadside wall. Cop gets in front of the Tesla to stop the mayhem:

abc7.com/driver-of-tesl…
152) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaQualityIssues
153) A video showing #FSDIssues #TeslaWhompyWheel and #TeslaBrandDestruction:
154) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaFires A new compendium video which shows some of the recent Tesla fires:
155) #TeslaBrandDestruction thanks @Keubiko for another example he found of "The Mark of the Mark" or "You Know You Are A Teslan If . . . "
156) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaWaterLeaks #TeslaQualityIssues #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues #TeslaRepairIssues You can't wash away such poor quality of manufacturing and service:
157) #TeslaBrandDestruction You know you are in a cult if you sign an NDA to not publish FAIL videos of Tesla's dangerous and janky Full Service Drive on social media:

158) $TSLAQ $TLSA #TeslaBrandDestruction Headline news electrek.co/2021/10/05/tes…
159) #TeslaBrandDestruction He's right, you know?
160) #TeslaBrandDestruction She's right, you know?
161) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaSolarIssues #TeslaBatteryPackIssues #GotMusked #TeslaWarrantyIssues #TeslaIncommunicadoIssues

162) #TeslaBrandDestruction Another crash and burn
163) Greg Wester adding to the #TeslaBrandDestruction rumors department with this one:
164) #TeslaBrandDestruction "Yeah, Okay!" I guess this guy won't be beta-testing this janky junk software which will kill innocent people if the driver does not stay aware.
165) #TeslaBrandDestruction for #TeslaSolarIssues is still with us:
166) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ #TeslaRoadServiceIssues #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues #WhereAreMyParts #TeslaTireIssues We file this to remind new owners, you don't have a spare there:
167) #TeslaBrandDestruction $TSLAQ Tesla Market Cap vs. Combined Select Auto Manufacturers, $TSLA Sales vs. Same Subset
168) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaQualityIssues #TeslaFireIssues Lawdy, Mama, I Got Dem #TeslaSelfCombustion Blues!

169) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaQualityIssues #TeslaDriveUnitIssues

Oh Lawd, stuck in Lodi again. Image
170) #TeslaBrandDestruction #ElonSays #TeslaMemoryHole #ThanksForTheLoan

In that the original design would never pass for legal street use, maybe the next iteration will be two-months from now, four-months for sure?
171) #TeslaBrandDestruction would like to salute another Grand Opening of another #TeslaDriveThru for one unlucky store owner.
172) #TeslaBrandDestruction #FudKiller #PostMuhLoan #PinkBoy cries to DaDa about his bad driving score, lies on the floor of Twitter feeds, and kicks his legs and cries until Elon waves the magic FSD Beta Wand™!
173) #TeslaBrandDestruction I don't think the #PinkBoy has a grasp on this "fighting FUD for Elon" yet:
174) #TeslaBrandDestruction #FSDIssues My guess is Full Service Drive version 10.2 mis-identified the flashing lights as a Pulsar in the night sky. Lucky for this driver he was able to hit the brakes in his "safest car in the world."
175) #TeslaBrandDestruction our man @ton_aarts who keeps a running tab on #TeslaFires #TeslaFireIssues gave us an outstanding thread on what happens when you run a Tesla Model Y head on into a VW ID.4. Guess which car is safer? (Translate each tweet.)
176) #TeslaBrandDestruction #GotMusked in the form of another #ElonSays #TeslaBlastFromThePast
177) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaQualityIssues #TeslaWaterLeaks What is it with Teslas and water leaks? How many more of these video clips before people start wearing rubber suits & boots so that they don't get wet?
178) #TeslaBrandDestruction #GetThisShitOffOurRoads #TeslaPredictableAbuse #TeslanAsleepAtTheWheel More of these mental geldings will hit the ER as FSD's newer and more dangerous janky edge cases pile on in later versions:
179) #TeslaBrandDestruction #TeslaCustomerServiceIssues #UnhappyMotoring (new hashtag) are best exemplified by problems created at the "service" center when they "fix" your car and create a bigger headache.

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