Thread by @millythebae

DATING HRE GIRLS : BODY COUNT EDITION Part 1
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1.1 A saying in Hre is that It's much easier for a Zupco bus to pass thru an eye of a needle than a Hre girl with an iPhone to text you first. I'm a living testimony. No matter the drip...unless of course you're Mudi

1.2 So this girl taiviber bho, we hd a relationship like chibhodhoro nedilution,or so I thought. Yekushaya jagwa yangu iyi kanga kasina kana dhiri nazvo, or so I thought. Taigona kubva kuna 7th kunobata Mkt Square netsokorolla dzedu no pressure

1.3 Iko kuna 7th ndakazomboridzwa rata neboys tiri payapaya,mapaziyaka ehee ipapo. Tikafamba kubva ikoko kunobata RBZ nzeve dzakavhara dzichirira landline but still babe rakamira neni. Kana rakandiseka maybe rakandiseka nemafriends aro varivega, I wouldn't know hangu

1.4 Babe raisunga makumbo rough, ndikati semunhu wekelaz arikufambirana nemitemo ine gumi ka, rare breed,so handina kunyanyoisa pressure stereki. Plus babe was straight ndaitombopiwa fone yaro hapana chandaiwana semari yeporisi iriparoadbrok

1.5 Ndanga ndazviwanira mustraight chaiye and was willing to do anything. Ndakaraiser mari yekutenga jagwa but mdara webabe, saMhofu, akabva arohwa nezvindakwenya ndikati mayaz hupenyu hwake pamberi akaadmitwa paNazareth for 6 months..mari yese hwaa

1.6 Ndakasara ne$1gida bvandaudza sis ve babe kuti semunhu akapedza mari kunamdara ngavangondinzwisisewo ndikande munhu pakitchen. Hama dzangu bamkuru nagulez vakabuda musodzi nekuseka kusvika ndabuda muden pasina andiona

1.7 Ndasvika kuden after about 30 minutes 1 hour ndakafonera gulez ndichiti myb vazosara vakaita maonero chaiwo but takatadza kutaura vachiseka, bamkuru vakada kusasa but ndakanzwa vakachidzwa nekuseka..to top it all babe didn't sympathize neni. Aitojamuka kuti handiroorwe thaza

1.8 Anyway takakontinya nebabe richitombonditengera matching African attire outfits nemari yangu coz iro raisagrafter. Infact ndini ndaimuchengeta. Maface aindiseka kuti maybe babe rakandiitira maths dzebestridge Ngodza akatomboti zita rako is saved as Medical Aid mufone mababe

1.9 So rimwe day babe rakandipa fone as usual. One thing chandisina kumbobvira ndakaita was kuvhura Twitter yebabe so pakapinda messg bvandaivhura. Wanike mashura

1.10 Babe raitosasa haro naMudiwa kuDM. Richitomuti haro Mudi. I mean dai aingopedzisa hake zita racho ndaisaita pressure stereki. But Mudi here??Ndakarwadziwa bvandarova mascreenshots. Shuwa kuti munhu Mudi. Not even me had a pet name. Even dai aingonditi Patati Patata sa Roki

1.11 So Mudiwa wacho ndakasasa naye kuDM ndikati babe raukuda kunditorera iri ndoda kurikanda pakitchen pliz usadaro wangu,don't use yo popularity kutitorera mababe,plus une vana necash. imbonyengawo kunze kwenyika kwausingaziikanwe tione ukahwina

1.12 Ndakangoti myb muface is trying to market his books thru babe rangu. Muface akabva atondibloka. Bvandafonera babe but fone yake yairamba ichiti line busy apa kuWhatspp akabvisa profile pic then mamssg angu anga akuita one tick but ndichitoona kuti ari online

1.13 Ndakazofonera gulez kuti babe harisi kubatika, zvikanzi nagulez haachada nezvenyu bamunini siyanai naye. Ndakaona hangu kuti gulez yakuinfluencer munin'ina. But ndakaziya kuti wangu anonditsvaga chete..so ndakamira segonzo rinomirira mafufu evana

1.15 But days turned into months. Hah ndakatozviona kuti rega ndiite move on. So luckily ndakamixa nekamwe kababe thru a mutual friend so takadadana pafone. Ndikazoti babe chipinda tonaz will be paChicken Inn yekuna4th...so babe rakapinda tonaz rikandipinzira ndikati yah svika

1.16So babe rakafona rasvika ndikati, " pinda ndirimukati, ukaona munhu akabata sanitizer nesutu yeblue yakanzi Fawcett ndini wacho" kakabva kakata fone. Ndakamira 5 mins munhu haasi kusvika. Ndakazozama kufona yakuti line busy but anga abvisa WA prof pic,mamssge akuita ma1 tick

1.17 We move. Ndakazowana rimwe babe, thick edition raiva newhite collar job, own car, own place. She was the type iya inonzi nevakuru chikuru rudo. In short, ndini ndakamuti ngatiise tint pamota. But babe had one secret which almost had me commiting shoe size.

Did babe tell me the secret or ndakaudzwa na someone. What was the secret. Zvamurikufunga hazvisirizvo trust me.
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