Let's talk about the latest Trump Card scam a bit. A short thread

So this is nothing new. Trump has sold various celebrity scams before, his promised meetings, dinners etc. He had a Trump membership card already earlier in the campaign. That was a gold color card, not shit-brown
First. Trump loves anything that Hitler did. So the red armbands became his maga hats. The rallies, Trump did those. Trump briefly toyed with mass loyalty oaths at the rallies in 2016 (Republicans rushed in to stop him, it was too Hitler) and the occasional Nazi gestures..
Remember Trump's fave books (yes he has one) is Hitler's Speeches. Not Mein Kampf. Trump loves the APPEARANCE of Hitler. And is addicted to all that. He has dreamt of being Hitler.

Now these ID cards. They are yes like Nazi membership cards of history
On one level, these are obviously a scam. Get maganutter #Cult45 to send in more money to Trump

But understand he is double-dealing. Trump actually wants this mailing list of gullible Americans that easily fall victim to FINANCIAL SCAMS. Why? Trump's pardoned pyramid scheme pals
So many of those financial criminals that Trump pardoned (who paid probably a million dollars per Presidential pardon). They all have schemes to deploy. They pay a percentage to Trump. & then they buy the mailing list of gullible Americans from Trump

Like sheep to the slaughter

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3 Aug
Thread on GOP Madness 1/

We need to talk about the madness. As it is now clear, Trump KNEW there is no election fraud, and SAID SO to Republicans in December... let's expore insanity a little bit.

No. I do not mean how insane is Trump

I mean, how insane is the GOP
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If you remember Walter Mondale campaign against Reagan in 1984, Mondale lost 40% to 59%. He lost every state except his home state

After that epic loss, imagine Mondale declaring, he will run in 1988 again. That would have been madness
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But Trump lost by 4% in 2020, BEFORE his terrorist attack on America of January 6th. Today Trump support is at 38% nationally (So it is about the same as Mondale in 1984). It would be SHEER LUNACY to run Trump in ANY campaign ever again, by GOP. Lunacy
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Smoking Gun Thread 1/

Most people have not yet grasped the importance of July 30

That date is when the TRAJECTORY changed on Trump path to prison

And more importantly, it is a major milestone in how eventually the nation will be CURED of Trumpism, magamadness & #Cult45
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We who are not part of Trump cult, have seen it all happening and knew Trump is a serial con artist, running a scam, there was no voter fraud, he tried to stage a coup d'etat to hold onto power etc.

WE KNOW THIS. But there was plausible deniability
Smoking Gun Thread 3/

Up to July 29, 2021, the Trump team & those who side with him, could cling to plausible deniability strategy

They could claim that Trump HIMSELF did not launch the attack. This could in court be claimed as a victim defense. The rioters misunderstood Trump
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2 Aug
Biggest bombshell that is expected now any day (almost any hour) is the Special Master releasing materials to prosecutors in Giuliani case

Remember, this is same Special Master as with Michael Cohen. In his case she took 6 weeks. It has now been 7 weeks. Can happen ANY DAY NOW
It is CERTAIN that most of Giuliani evidence seized will be released to prosecutors, because any attorney actions assisting in committing a crime are NOT protected by client-attorney privilege.

This happened in the FAR LESS severe case of Michael Cohen with SAME Special Master
She is Barbara Jones, a retired judge. She ALREADY did this same service as Special Master in Michael Cohen case. We know she will not be protecting Trump.

The crimes of Giuliani are FAR FAR worse than Michael Cohen. Cohen was convicted & sentenced to 3 years (out in 2 years)
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Of January 6th Insurrection, Terrorist Attack and attempted Coup, it will take about 2 years to try the MID TIER of the assault on the United States and on democracy itself.

FIRST TRIALS of LOWEST LEVEL people start around February 2022

Roger Stone is likely FIRST of ORGANIZERS
Have patience. The Feds have caught over 550 of the foot soldiers who stormed the Capitol.

EVERYBODY INVOLVED WILL BE CAUGHT

The organizing team is pretty will known, starting with Roger Stone. SEVERAL of Roger Stone's 'Oath Keepers' have confessed & are ratting him out now
So of the organizers like Gen Flynn, Erik Prince, Bannon, Don Jr & Giuliani - the FIRST organizer who will be INDICTED will likely be Roger Stone - because ALREADY NOW there are SEVERAL who flipped on him.

What is time frame? Late 2021 or early 2022 for Roger Stone
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So welcome to August.. what's coming up?

I said to expect 4-5 indictments more from Grand Jury that sits 6 months and indicted Weisselberg. I said at least Don Jr, Eric, Ivanka & Trump will be indicted, possibly more, like Calamari. It could be 1 per month

Now seems NOT monthly
There WILL be more indictments from this Grand Jury, because that is the ONLY reason a Grand Jury exists. It is to issue indictments (to approve them, based on the evidence presented by the prosecutors)

Normal Grand Jurys sit for one month to indict one person. This is Special
This is a 'Special' Grand Jury that was seated for six months. It took them 1 month to indict Weisselberg. They are WORKING now to indict more.

Very roughly speaking if it takes 1 month to indict one person, in 6 months they indict between 5-7 people. We will get 4-6 more.
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