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7 Aug, 5 tweets, 1 min read
it’s immaterial whether i think joe rogan should be canceled or not because cancel culture isn’t real aside from a device to stoke the patreons of right wing podcasters which is evidenced by the sheer number of massively successful right wing podcasters
if cancel culture was real i would’ve had my phone taken away in december. i don’t give a fuck about jokes. i’m not pc police. i think free speech is categorically good and i reserve my right to use mine when a multi millionaire podcaster says stupid shit
rending hair and clothes screaming about cancel culture while cashing literal hundred million dollar checks
i’m done promise i’m boring myself too
the bit doesn’t even work on account of he’s bald comedy is hard

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wherein the scientist who conducted the study rogan cited in that clip explains in detail why he’s “horrified” at rogan’s complete bungling of it’s meaning forbes.com/sites/andreamo…
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rogan has effectively red pilled an entire generation by calling himself a liberal and interviewing one leftist for every 306 fascists
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