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8 Aug, 6 tweets, 1 min read

chrissy teigen cornering obama at the party and apologizing to him for an hour about a tweet he never read

obama dutifully nodding while at the same time trying to desperately signal with his eyes that he doesn’t care

“chrissy have you met eddie vedder” obama making his break deftly slaloming between the other shitlibs as he heads for the bar ed ved inwardly saying oh fuck

chrissy convinced she made an excellent impression on the president launches into the apology anew to ed ved her eyes welling with emotion

eddie vedder can i just say this is a huge honor nirvana is my favorite band

“im actually in pearl” she cuts him off

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dicklord

@Eve6

9 Aug

wherein the scientist who conducted the study rogan cited in that clip explains in detail why he’s “horrified” at rogan’s complete bungling of it’s meaning forbes.com/sites/andreamo…

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thank you @DraisyMorris

how dare you eve6 guy criticize the literal most powerful person in media for deriding vaccines in a pandemic to 15 million people you might get him canceled lol

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dicklord

@Eve6

8 Aug

rogan has effectively red pilled an entire generation by calling himself a liberal and interviewing one leftist for every 306 fascists

americans are so gd easy to fool

i don’t want spotify to drop joe rogan cuz if they did he would double his listenership and his money cancel culture is a business and business is good

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dicklord

@Eve6

8 Aug

i don’t think god is cruel i think he genuinely thought we wouldn’t use our free will to invent a game called lets create the most possible human misery for everyone

god was all like they’ll hit each other over the head with a rock once and then they’ll tire of it

that dumbass god thought we’d choose expansive peace and prosperity over austerity and hell in the mind what an idiot

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dicklord

@Eve6

8 Aug

hey guys we need to be able to tour to make money so will you please get your gd shots

no snark just do it for the dicklord i’m literally begging you

also i’ll probably post less if i’m touring

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dicklord

@Eve6

7 Aug

it’s immaterial whether i think joe rogan should be canceled or not because cancel culture isn’t real aside from a device to stoke the patreons of right wing podcasters which is evidenced by the sheer number of massively successful right wing podcasters

if cancel culture was real i would’ve had my phone taken away in december. i don’t give a fuck about jokes. i’m not pc police. i think free speech is categorically good and i reserve my right to use mine when a multi millionaire podcaster says stupid shit