This is happening today, people. Wish me well. I already feel like a winner because I just learned how to cook last year and I'm already competing with two hardcore aunties who bleed ghee, Punjabi @rabiasquared and Hydro Saba Ghori. I shall try my best or daal trying.
Graphic courtesy of @shahed who might be one of the "impartial" judges.
It's about to go down. The first #Daalympics.

My meethi daal vs @rabiasquared's 2 Punjabi daals vs Saba's Khatti daal. (I also brought an out of competition khatti daal.)

The judges are non Hyderabadis and Punjabis, including one Arab aunty and a Bengali uncle.
I have placed silver in the first #Daalympics with my meethi daal. @rabiasquared has retained the honor and pride of Punjab and taken the Gold for the Channa Daal. I am honored to he included and to medal in what was a rigged competition.
.@rabiasquared is gloating but...she earned it. I'll have my moment. I'll prepare. #Daalympics.

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