Archie would never call Betty a bitch because he's a himbo and he knows the ghost of Fred Andrews himself would rise from the grave to beat his ass for even THINKING it
If Archie called Betty a bitch he would burst into tears afterwards
If Archie called Betty a bitch, Mary and her girlfriend would descend from the ceiling and take him out.
If Archie called Betty a bitch, Veronica would slap him.
If Archie called Betty a bitch, Jason Blossom would say, "😲!"
If Archie called Betty a bitch, Pop Tate would spit in his milkshake.
If Archie called Betty a bitch, that bear would knock on his door and finish the job.
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