i am just saying if u found a 2000 year old green serpenting stone mask at the base of the fuckin PYRAMID OF THE SUN there is just no way your first impulse would not be to lift it up to your face just to see if it fit
there is just no way u could resist
there is just no way i am not seeing u on your instagram page wearing that 2000 year old green serpentine mask with a 'looking cute might destroy the world later' caption
"looool fam check out this cursed mask, man"
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i googled 'how many people have been killed by a shark in great britain' and the list includes two people who blew themselves up with TNT trying to kill a shark if that helps
a senator who rails against public measures aimed at mitigating serious coronavirus cases for the last 16 months has been hiding his wifes investment in a company that makes a drug that treats serious coronavirus cases for the last 16 months
i am sure this is one of those things that just looks worse when written down like this right
i am sure this is just business as usual up on the hill
one way for members of congress to avoid reporting stock sales that might be considered problematic from an ethics point of view is for congress to not allow their members to trade in individual stocks while serving in the public interest
a twitter fren of mine has a relative on a ventilator in a hallway because there are not enough hospital rooms
i do not know if u care about her but i do and i despair at the situation where this came to be