Thread by @darth

to reiterate
u are not beating a goose in a fight
that goose will fuck u up

https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1424783891357835294

"i am still looking at the data before deciding if i can beat a grizzly bear in a fight still doing my own research"

britons seem to have a much more realistic view of king cobras and kangaroos tbh

i am wondering if this is a rudyard kipling thing

for some reason rikki tikki tavi made a really deep impression of me in fourth grade i am not sure why tbh

i mean seriously

https://twitter.com/JacketDan/status/1393289700753002498

i did not know until today that wolves (4% in GB, 12% in the US) have been extinct in britain since the 18th century

no crocodiles either

or bears!
great britain u are missing out

also this really illuminates how bold the mongoose must be i mean imagine going after something this size

https://twitter.com/JacketDan/status/1393289700753002498

ok but which one of these on the list would u hug first

i would probably start with the medium size dog and then the large size dog

https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1424783891357835294

hope some body else picks goose or i will have to do it

have been told by several people that they could beat a goose because a goose has 'hollow bones'

u know who else had 'hollow bones'

that is right it was tyrannosaurus rex

have had some questions about 'well if tyrannosaurus rex was so great then where is tyrannosaurus rex now' and
did u know tyrannosaurus rex was around for 2.4 million years before going extinct

humans 2-300,000 years so far and even back then they could not take on a goose