MINI-THREAD:
1) When Tea Pain was a little boy, Tea's neighbor's to the West were the Whittens. Their 9 kids were usually poorly dressed, barefoot and always in trouble in school. Their daddy was Jimmy Whitten, a part-time mechanic and full-time alcoholic.
1) When Tea Pain was a little boy, Tea's neighbor's to the West were the Whittens. Their 9 kids were usually poorly dressed, barefoot and always in trouble in school. Their daddy was Jimmy Whitten, a part-time mechanic and full-time alcoholic.
2) Tea recalls this one time he was playin' at the Whittens with their boys near their daddy's shed where he was workin' on a old car he could never seem to get runnin'. Tea was standin' near the taillights and could smell the Johnny Walker comin' from under the hood.
3) Jimmy Whitten had a habit of talkin' to anyone that would listen and he button-holed little Tea and started spewin' whatever came into his pure grain brain. "You know what?", Jimmy wheezed, his eyes lookin' like pickled eggs. "Adolf Hitler was a great man."
4) "And we'd be a lot better off if he'd won. We wouldn't have all these coloreds (you know he didn't say 'coloreds') here takin' our jobs. A white man can't get ahead when they're just givin' everything to them blacks!"
5) Needless to say, Jimmy had never worked a full day in his life and was dependent on his monthly welfare check to keep himself afloat in whiskey and misery.
6) "Let me tell ya somethin' else, Little Tea", Jimmy snarled. "The white man's superior in every way. The *n-words* ain't no different than monkeys. Mark my words, the South's gonna rise up again one day and it'll be glorious!"
7) Jimmy Whitten, standin' there in a torn undershirt, covered in grease and inebriated in self pity made this a tough sell to even ten year old Tea Pain. Truth be told, Tea felt a might sorry for old Jimmy because even Tea could sense Jimmy have found a salve...
8) for a lifetime of poor decisions by embracin' the hatred of White Supremacy. If Jimmy hadn't died of liver failure years ago he might still be alive to declare his undyin' allegiance to MAGA and his new Dear Leader, Donald Trump.
9) You see, MAGA ain't nothin' new. They're merely the ideological ancestors of the Confederacy and the Third Reich. Many of 'em are just like ol' Jimmy Whitten, distractin' themselves from personal failure with anger and false hope.
10) With people like this makin' up their base, it was inevitable the Republican Party would eventually devolve to its current depraved state. Sure, like all hate movements, they may have some minor victories in the short term, but rest assured, they will fail in the end. <eot>
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