I've been sending "Nope" to this guy since December 2018. A man DMing me, and me resp...Image
Stop telling me to build a bot for it. I'm good. I only build fun bots ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Also bold of y'all to assume I have the time and energy to build a bot for 1 person who DMs me ๐Ÿ™ƒ y'all should see the rest of my trash DMs ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿšฎ
Would sooner build a bot to respond to people suggesting I build a bot for this, tbh.
Also, I regret to inform y'all that I do not have a cat โšฐ๏ธ
Gonna ask if he has a Twitter so I can tag him for credit ๐Ÿค” but I don't wanna break the streak
So many folks chiming in that I should build a bot. I'm not interested. May I recommend watching this series I made on building bots so you can drop everything you're doing and build one yourself? ๐Ÿ™ƒ I'm kinda busy and don't care, thanks! youtube.com/playlist?list=โ€ฆ
In lieu of suggesting I build a bot/building one for me, pls read this thread in its entirety and instead make changes within your product to prevent harassment and create safety with your apps ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ’œโšฐ๏ธ
For those asking why I didn't block- I'm creating some content around this, and am using this guy as a use case/example. Keep an eye on my account/this thread to see the final product ๐Ÿ™ƒ
lol that's enough Twitter for today ๐Ÿ™ƒ Image
Literally screenshotting everyone who says "LIAR!" re: me explaining that I didn't block this person for content/data reasons, so I can reply with the finished content when it's posted.

๐Ÿคฃ Ya girl is spite driven.
I'm a woman on the internet, I assure you I know how to block on Instagram ๐Ÿ™ƒ lol
The amount of men I have blocked due to responses to this post claiming I'm "asking for it"/it's actually *my* fault/I'm an "immature child" > 8.

That's enough Twitter for tonight. โœŒ๏ธ
I'm fine (there's no reason to reach out/check in). I'm just really tired. Same stuff, different day ๐Ÿ˜• Not going anywhere- this stuff just ads up. Twitter becomes more of a job every day thanks to this type of behavior.
And the more followers I get, the worse it gets ๐Ÿ™ƒ lucky me โšฐ๏ธ
Turning comments off on this cuz I'm exhausted and don't want to wake up to more of this ๐Ÿ™„
Anyway stay tuned for some "fun" content around this, once my will & desire to create content returns โšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘

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