So... *someone* may have gender swapped a load of people known to spread hostile rhetoric towards trans people...

Brace yourselves.

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JK Rowling ends up looking like a guy who drank HEAVILY in his 20s/30s, before giving up the sauce and becoming one of those "all the gear and no idea" cyclists.
Ben Shapiro looks like a babysitter that your kids don't like.
Maya Forstater looks like David Guest ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
Whereas Joe Rogan morphs into a woman patiently waiting for Joe Rogan to stop speaking.
Rosie Duffield looks like an aging twink who has celebrated his 24th birthday 10 years on the bounce.
Abigail Shrier is somehow all of the male characters in "How I Met You Mother" in one guy.
Karen Jones...
Marion Millar becomes a weird combination of Noel Gallagher and James Corden.
Helen Staniland ends up looking like the type of bloke who stays late at work to escape his loveless marriage. There is no life left in those eyes, is there?
Ray Blanchard turns into your mums friend who has some problematic attitudes that surface after her 4th glass of chardonnay.
Julie Bindel becomes literally every player/manager of a sunday league football team ever. He no longer has any pace, but he played for Crewe Alexandra when he was 12, so he starts up-front.
Jonathan Ross looks like... well... Jonathan Ross...
Posie Parker morphs into the type of dude who has been working on his indie bands first album for the last 17 years.
And finally - It doesn't matter what gender Graham Linehan is: he always looks like he is being photographed outside of a court after pleading guilty to some heinous shit.
Lemme know if you can think of anyone else to include and *someone* will make it happen.
First Request!

Ricky Gervais looks like a heavy-drinking mum of four who is off on a girls night for the first time since 2004.
If you like the thread - retweet the first tweet.

Every retweet gets a follow!
Request 2.

Steven Crowder turns into a character from High School Musical...
John Cleese looks like that "obsessed girlfriend meme's" mum
James Dreyfus hates her forehead.
Another request.

Suzanne Moore looking like an after and before pic on r/crossdressing.
Lisa Townsend edit retaining the frilly collar makes it SO much better.
Much like Jonathan Ross, Boris Johnson just doesn't change...
However, I'm pretty sure I met male Liz Truss in a gay club in Berlin once...
Marjorie Taylor Green morphs into an amalgamation of Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Stiles...
Hungarian Prime Minister - Viktor Orban genuinely looks like my mates mum. He's not happy about it and begged me not to post it... so here it is...
Jacob Rees-Mogg becomes that science teacher that nobody liked.
Kelly-Anne turns into the other guy I met in a gay club in Berlin.
Piers Morgan turns into The Weasley's mum...
Putin-ette needed her next fix yesterday
Baroness Nicolson becomes Noel Edmonds ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
I thought Glinner was funny, but BARONESS EDMONDS HAS SENT ME FUCKING SIDEWAYS ๐Ÿ˜‚
I need to take a break. Keep your requests coming!!!
Fuckkk... I've been laughing for hours and my cheeks hurt. Send help!
Trump turns into Stiflers Mom
Guy version of Gina Davidson, who wrote that shocking article about @mebisdead, looks like the type to wait outside the pub at 10.58am waiting for it to open at 11.

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Shahrar Ali looks like a woman who could knock a geezer out.
Helen Joyce looks a little bit like a young Liam Neeson.
Look me on the eye and tell me you'd trust Julian Burchill with your kids...
Whatever gender Sarah Ditum is, they look like they cut their own hair.
Hayden Hewitt looks like Kat von D's mother.
I give you: Simone Callow.
Germane Greer just ages 10 years. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Lady Bolsonaro is hiding a horrific secret....
Kathleen Stock looks like my ex-bf and I'm GAGGING...
Right... that is me DONE. I'm sorry if I missed a few requests. Hope you enjoyed the thread!

I'm a comic, so like, book me for gigs if you want to laugh at my observations of life and trans jokes that aren't hideously offensive!

Also, stop being dicks to trans people ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Nice to see all the transphobes having a normal one in the comments.

Hope you've had a good day ๐Ÿ‘

I'm off to steal your likes off of JKRs posts this evening, stay mad ๐Ÿ‘‹

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24 Aug
Okay... so... @BirdsEyeUK

You have some explaining to do...

I am appalled to see that, in my bag of "Alphabites", there are no C, L, O, U, W or Z's
I bought these in good faith, expecting a full range of letter representation...
What if I wanted to spell the word "clue"?

Nope... just E

Or "Lock"

Nah.... K only
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24 Aug
If anyone reads this thread, and comes away from it thinking that transitioning wasnt the right thing for me - then you need your head checking. I avoided it for as long as I could, and that avoidance of my reality very nearly killed me.
That doesn't mean this is a solution for EVERYONE. Most of the population are not transgender. But some of us... ARE!

I literally tried EVERYTHING before I got to the stage where I committed to transitioning.

I mad EVERY EXCUSE not to transition, for 25 years.
Yes, I still get down. Yes, I still get anxious. Yes, I sometimes regret who and what I lost along the way.

Transitioning isn't a magical cure-all!
Read 4 tweets
24 Aug
So here is my #TikTok series called "Things I'm always asked as a trans woman" in full.

Part 1: "Did you transition to avoid being seen as gay?"
Part 2: "So... have you still got a dick?"
Part 3: "Did the hormones change your voice?"
Read 7 tweets
23 Aug
Been debating whether to post this timeline thread for bloody ages...

Trigger warning for all sorts of fuckery. โš ๏ธ

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Aylesbury, 1998. The day I won my first ever football trophy. Image
Milton Keynes, 2008. With my 2 little brothers. The one on the left no longer speaks to me. Image
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23 Aug
Storytime from my childhood - When I was 13 and my younger brother was 8, we used to fight and argue all the time, you know, as siblings do.

I'll set the scene, it's 10am, I was playing @CrashBandicoot, and he wanted to play @EASPORTSFIFA.
Obviously I told him, in no uncertain terms, that he could fuck right off if he thought I was gunna turn off my game so he could play. His solution was to come back 5 minutes later, all non-chalent, turn off the PS1 and run away.
Obviously he hadn't thought it through beyond turning off the console: not only was I 5 years older, but i was bare foot and he had socks on.
Read 10 tweets
28 Jul
Its amazing how many guys are adamantly denying that the majority of men are attracted to trans women.

How many guys like threesomes with 2 girls? Loads, right? I've never met a straight man not into it. It's rated the 10th most searched porn by men.

Trans?

5th most searched.
Just be honestwith each other lads, the world will be a much nicer place!
Also - "attraction" is not the same as 'would openly date"

Not many will openly date trans people, especially cis people down to the stigma.

But you still like us. We know because you try to fuck us in secret all the time ๐Ÿ™„
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