Thread by @bywillpollock

shall we frolic in Jacob Wohl felony news?

Jacob Wohl is felony garden sprinkler and currently not in the clink because Caucasian

doe-eyed Wohl only had reputation to parlay cuz Fixed Noise Business decided he was "the chosen teen"

(felony charges for scamming investors)

did you catch mention of "Wohl's Girls" to sweeten his scheme? well...

in brave act of URL-redirect shade wohlgirls.com jumps instantly to gal pal Ghiz Maxwell

whoospies! even the preview pops up!

Wohl—again, subject to $5M+ fine and felony charges for 2020 election fraud—is connected to tfg's mafia shit-canning Geoffrey Berman

did I mention Jacob Wohl is fresh-faced Caucasian and not in the pokey rn?

Bill Barr was very excellent multi-tasker in that he was Young Master Wohl's helper *and* actively working to ratf*ck probe of Turkey's Halkbank

Berman stood his ground against TOC and it was a BFD

https://twitter.com/arapaho415/status/1371235265268740098?s=20

thanks to Berman we got badass Audrey Strauss instead of whatever A hole Barr wanted to install

Jacob Wohl record of failure: PERFECT

https://twitter.com/bywillpollock/status/1278698806327029760?s=20

small-time hood and sad boi Jacob Wohl also tried to smear Robert Mueller for funsies

remember "Surefire Intelligence"? 🤨🤣🖕

(note: "Fraud Guarantee" was already taken)

nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna9…

smear campaigns are teeny bit illegal in case ur wondering

messy.

thedailybeast.com/the-most-absur…

quick Jake Wohl hits:

- 4 felony counts from @MIAttyGen
- 8 counts of fraud via Cuyahoga Co Ohio
- @NewYorkStateAG seeking fines of $2.75M
- pending cases in CA & AZ

my question: FBI, you OK?

should we do a bed-check on y'all?

circling the airport on Jacob Wohl thread;

you might be asking "c'mon Will why are u expending time/energy on that garden-variety maga dickhead?"

great question!

one word: Robocalls

Robocalls were very *in* last year... to a point where it feels kinda, ya know, coordinated

politico.com/news/2020/11/0…

my DMs currently open for tips/source ideas for story on RAGA's robocalls

are we **EVER** gonna address GQP's open criming?

https://twitter.com/BrendanKeefe/status/1349036315187286016?s=20

.@RepublicanAGs had Casino Mobster "generals" lol

https://twitter.com/BigElad/status/1364335706584285189?s=20

Wohl is tip/iceberg in our quest to hold these A holes accountable

we need justice dominoes to start falling *but quick*

.@MingGao26 was right about Joel Greenberg squealing and correct about this one too

https://twitter.com/MingGao26/status/1430537827952078848?s=20