Dear Friends, Having got quite upset at the self-serving tweet of His Excellency @YusufMoeed saying he was 'used' when he himself was the flag-bearer of our country's arrogant foreign policy, I must say to His Excellency that a bit of humility does us well. That what he and 2/
2/ his stupid employers did was to, through him, expose a poor and 'dependent upon largesse' country to the World's mirth by making him pretend to be a Great Player in the Great Game. A stance which has/will come to haunt us in the not too distant future. So, tranquila chaps, 3/
3/ just let us keep our own noses, and country clean. Otherwise we are in for a good old spanking...Mark my words...! Nukes or no nukes...! Mark my words I say again. Actually, Master Moeed could do well taking a few more PT Lessons from my old pal, the fighter #EjazHaider...4/
4/ And always remember the Afghan Taliban are NO friends of Pakistan! Just recall the APS children's massacre and the kick in the teeth delivered to #Mushy's Interior Minister the loud mouth Lt. Gen. Moinuddin Haider when he asked #MullahOmar to 1) recognise the DurandLine as 5/
5/ the International Border and 2) to return our terrorist Ilyas Kashmiri. Mullah Omar said 1) 'General Sahib hum shukarguzaar hein keh Pakistan nein hamari madad ki, lekin hum sab sey pehlay Afghan hein! Hamari sarhad aap kay Margalla Paharon tak hai. Rahi baat Kashmiri
ki to woh hamaray paas Pashtuun Wali kae tehet panahguzeer hay; uss ko wapas naheinh kar saktaey'! General Musharraf Sahib ko hamara salaam pohunchaien. THIS is honour Your Excellency @YusufMoeed. Drink deep from the fountain. C.c. @MarianaBaabar @OfficialDGISPR @JehangirJm
Are you taking note @MarianaBaabar ? Please spread this message. Our country is in dire straits. @JehangirJm @SajKhan01273642 @HashUrTag @demforum5 @HashUrTag @HarounRashid2

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Whenever the #GhairatBrigades celebrate the 'defeat' of the World Powers in Afghanistan they must recall the horrific and cruel murders of 149 of our soldier's children AND a serving Brigadier's wife in the APS Peshawar massacre DESPITE warnings. AND that #EHSANULLAHEHSAN is free
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You are the son of a fearless; honest; outspoken lady who said it like it is, with humour, courtesy and verve, and it was a pleasure to argue with her. Sadly, she was taken from us too soon, may the Lord rest her. Whilst it would be difficult to match her, it certainly does 2/
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It was a balmy Friday afternoon and Probyns (5) Horse was billeted under tents. (1951/2). Capt. Gul Hasan, the Adjutant and my Uncle (@HarounRashid2 father's younger brother) were sitting outside the Mess drinking beer. In the Mosque which was several hundred yards the Maulvi 2/
2/ who was belting out the Khutba, says 'aur wo dekho tumhare Afsar sharaab pee rahein hai'. The his bad luck a well-timed gust of wind carried the words to the mess. Gul Hasan sent for the Naib Risaldar Adjutant, ordered the Maulvi's close arrest and to be marched before him 3/
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