Hahahaaa! Well caught! So well caught, Dawn's attempted Left hook and Upper cut One-Two! Both by my friend @Fahdhusain!
2/ Let us explore @Fahdhusain's writings a bit. What in the World does he mean by ‘Would it be prudent for the party to fight the election by further fuelling its anti-establishment position and framing its ideology in civil-military terms?’ Is he saying that Nawaz Sharif’s 3/
3/ calling out the ‘Political Generals’, Bajwa and Faiz for rigging GE 2018 (which they did in broad daylight; on Live TV, and in our bloody faces - ask Hony. Major @LodhiMaleeha) and plunging the country into several crises ‘framing’ the PMLN’s ‘ideology’ in Civil-Military 4/
4/ (read Army) terms? So, whilst the #DeepState can shoot the country’s first Prime Minister in the head; if it (read Political Generals) can judicially murder the first elected Prime Minister; if self-same can heap abuse upon and murder a twice-elected first woman Prime 5/
5/ Minister in the Islamic World; if self-same can heap abuse upon and call a traitor and dismiss in cahoots with the Judiciary, a thrice-elected Prime Minister and jail him after a cooked-up trial it is quite alright, but if that same thrice-elected Prime Minister criticises 6/
6/ the Political Generals it is ‘framing ideology in Civil-Military terms’ and is a cardinal sin? Boggles the senses, does it not?
Again: ‘Or would it make sense for the PML-N to re-construct a working relationship with the establishment before the elections so it can manage 7/
7/ a level-playing field and cash in its popularity?’ Is he saying that the playing field is skewed AGAINST the PMLN? Boggles the senses does it not? WHEN will our major newspapers say the truth out LOUD? WHEN will they say, angrily, that 'Bloody Civilians have ALWAYS had a 8/
8/ 'skewed' playing field in this poor country? WHEN will they call out the Mother Of All Agencies and its thugs for beating Saleem Shehzad to death and dumping his body in the Upper Jhelum Canal (the nearest canal to Islamabad!)? WHEN will they stop pussyfooting and writing 9/
9/ mealy-mouthed editorials and too clever by half Op-ed pieces, and call out the ONLY 'Agency' that has the effrontery to shoot @HamidMirPAK and @AbsarAlamHaider; kidnap @Matiullahjan919 and savagely beat up @UmarCheema1 and @AsadAToor. I mean, the blessed country is near 10/
10/ death for God's sake! An anecdote: Several years ago some 'Agency' thugs had pulled some poor unfortunate into a police station in Islamabad and proceeded to beat the poor chap. The SHO who was watching the proceedings stopped them and said, 'Tussi Fauji O', tuhanun marna 11/
11/ nahein anda keh b*&^@#$d nuun takleef vee hovay par marray naeen'. He then asked his Muharrar to show the thugs HOW to beat someone without killing him. The man screamed in pain and defecated in his shalwar --- but lived, to be beaten again. Capiche?
12/ Shame on me for forgetting Rana Sanaullah who was kidnapped by the ISI in Faisalabad, who then shaved his head and moustaches and eyebrows; beat him savagely and then sprayed him with petrol so his open cuts and wounds would hurt all the more before dropping him off 13/
13/ outside town shirtless. Capiche? We are facing an out of control, heartless, mindless monster...!!
14/ Much more #SHAME on me for forgetting Janab Makhdoom @javedhashmi55 Sahib whose daughter's house and businesses were bulldozed by this terrible #FascistJunta just the other day for Makhdoom Sahib speaking truth to power! #Shame!!

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