Thread by @nuwtox

ok, so here's why you would buy one of my #NFT that's branded with the current date:

you broke up with your girlfriend today. bad breakup, much shouting, accusations, the usual stuff. you feel like shit, obviously. how about going to a casino and gambling away a stack...

...of money to ease your mind? STOP!

instead, you should relief your grief by buying a #NFT from @days__nft with the CURRENT DATE. because it's a nice piece of #generative art, and it's delivered as infinitely zoomable svg file, you can print it on canvas, and hang it in your...

...living room! there, the printout serves as visual reminder of the shitty day you're just having. BONUS: we're currently having a limited edition black and white series, so if your breakup happens soon enough (this week! ⏱), you can stare at a depressingly color-less...

...black & white canvas. if you're in the mood, use it to play darts to let off steam.

alternative: you buy the nft and *immediately* transfer it to the 0x000... burn adress. 🔥 'why waste the money?' you could say. see it this way: having the NFT embody your ex's horrible...

...character traits, burning the nft is like sending your ex to hell 😈, just the on-chain, mathematically provable, publically auditable, version.

finally, you could also *send* the #NFT to your ex girlfriend after the breakup. chances are she won't have a crypto wallet...

... (you wouldn't have broken up otherwise, would you?) so you'll have to show her how to do it. based on your current relationship status (🤬🤢🤮) you'll end up with even more fights, reminding you why you shouldn't feel bad about the breakup.

problems solved.

(this therapy session was sponsored by @days__nft and #polygon) #polygonNFT