Why did the chicken cross the road?

Narendra Modi: Dekhiye, yeh maa bete ki sarkar nahi hai. Chicken kuch bhi kar sakta hai. Woh swatantra hai.

Nitin Gadkari: We have built thousands of new overbridges, the chicken won't have to risk its life crossing the road anymore.
~1
Rahul Gandhi: Chicken enjoyed crossing the road. Usko bada maza aaya.Mein ye maza poore desh ke auraton ko dena chahta hoon.

Mamata Banerjee: I bheel chop it and cook it if the chickon dares to cross the road into Bengal.

Lutyens media: There is a climate of fear in India.
~2
The chicken is unable to cross the road at will.

Arnab Goswami: Nation must know. Was the chicken forced to cross the road from Kerala to Karnataka? Was the chicken facing threats? Sonia Gandhi, answer me.

Arvind Kejriwal: Modi ji, we are proud of our chicken if it crossed
~3
but you must provide video evidence.

Taliban: We will not stop the chicken from crossing the road as long as it is properly dressed and is accompanied by a male relative. Chicken are perfectly safe under the Taliban. As far as goats are concerned, we can't say anything.
~4
Aamir Khan: I and my chicken are afraid to cross the road in India.

Rana Ayub: In Modi's India, the chicken is faced with a dilemma - to cross the road and escape or stay behind and risk its life.

Arfa Khanum: Chicken's ancestors came from Samarkand and built the road.
~5
It has every right to cross it.

Manmohan Singh: If it's a Muslim chicken it has the first right to cross the road.

S Jaishankar: This is a modern Indian chicken. No external power can stop it from crossing the road.

Navjot Singh Sidhu: It's the national bird of Punjab.
~6
We will raise its status as the national bird of India if we come to power.

Imran Khan: RSS and Mudi owned chicken crossed the road and is doing genocide in Kashmir. And the world is quiet because of India's economic power. My country, Malaysia and Turkey will jointly set
~7
up a TV channel to expose this chicken.

Mallu: What is the problem if the chicken simbly crossed the road?

Xi Jinping: 中国在过马路之前吃掉了鸡肉。(We ate the chicken before it could cross the road)

Hunter Biden spokesman: The chicken crossed the road alone.
~8
Hunter Biden was not with it.

KGB : LOL. We have pictures!
~9

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