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Chile, Marvel went there. FINALLY! Because that 3rd episode was dry as hell 😂
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Some are a little shocked (as you should be), but I’m very grateful. Because the What If story arcs I remember where incredibly dark and I was waiting for the show to get spicy and COMMIT to that. Thank the lord 😂
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Also, I believe this answers the question about whether or not Dr. Strange would help Peter fuck up several universes over Mary Jane (which, as you know, is fuck yes lmao)
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Also a fan of the big parallels drawn between Stephen, Wanda & Kaecilius & the corrupting power of grief. Death & time are certain, unavoidable & not to be tampered with. There will always be a beginning. Always an end
Whether you like it or not
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Im cackling because on my Patreon, I talked about how Uatu has been known to stop the world for people like The Fantastic 4 but he just shrugs here. And I honestly think it’s because Strange is a dickhead. I wouldn’t stop it for him either!
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I hope Hawaiians keep cussing folks out over treating their home like it’s Disney World. Hope Jamaicans and Puerto Ricans dial up the heat on y’all as well!!!
It’s “fuck colonizers” until someone points out that *you* are channeling the spirits Christopher Columbus and the Pinzón brothers 🤨
All for some fucking pictures. I hope y’all d*e tbh.
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Very much into The Doomed Love™️ thing Vision and Wanda have going on. Makes their time onscreen together that much more interesting.
Vision still absolutely needed his ass bit. Fucking synthezoid dickhead 🖕🏾
Also cackling about how much the MCU just doesn’t care for Hank Pym. I have a lot of thoughts about that but it’s funny 😂
Very tired of all of these writing hacks projecting their pig fetishes onto Black people knowing what they do to us. Particularly in this country. Y’all can suck a fat one!
Me: A Black Angel? With like wings and shit? And he’s trying to find his calling and shit? Omg. I love that.
Cop Dickriders™️: But what if we made him find his REAL purpose as a police officer 🧐?
No, he should have to explain. You should ALWAYS have to explain if you breathe near that man or if his name shows up anywhere near yours. I don’t give a fuck how uncomfortable that makes y’all niggas. Go fucking cry about it.
This is the type of nonchalant attitude that had niggas playing “ignorant” when #SurvivingRKelly came out, meanwhile some of these niggas had worked with him as recently as 2015….like that nigga with his lil Number #5 hats.
Y’all are niggas too comfortable around rapists and other predators. Because they’re all up in your family tree and your friend group.
I also don’t care for YT angst in my tweets about climate change. I don’t. It pisses me off. Either pledge to do something or shut the fuck up.
Dani put it best here. I don’t wanna hear your “we’re all gonna die” bullshit. It’s a cop out, particularly because many of you have BEEN in a position where you could do something or say something. You just opted for passivity—which is a CHOICE too.