I just got a bunch of dog bites on my hands and arms because a dog got tangled in a rope and I was the only one there. Eventually I had to cut him out and he’s on his way to the vet. Molly thought she needed to save me.
Were it not for her “down stay” training, I’d likely need surgery and both dogs would be on their way to the vet.

I’m fine, isn’t my first and won’t be my last dog bite and all our dogs have all their shots. He was a young, scared dog in pain.
Two important morals:

1. The kindest thing you can do for a dog is to train it to stay when told. Nothing even comes close.

2. That pocket knife you keep in your glove box? Put it in your pocket.
Also, the most painful part of dog bites isn’t the puncture wound, it’s the soft tissue damage around the bite: the bruising. Ouch.
So my right hand is pretty unusable, swollen and bruised and achy. My left hand arms are sore but not terrible.

Dog is home. Leg is wrapped, he’ll be fine. Nearest I can figure is that he found a bit of rope and was dragging it around and it got caught on a fence post and …
… he got caught in it … not sure I could duplicate it if I tried, tbh.
At least it wasn’t me who had to take this one to the vet this time. Small victories, man.

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