R: The COVID-19 resurgence is a testament to the failure of Joe Biden
D: Biden didn’t fail; you just refuse to take the vaccine
R: I repeat: Biden failed
D: What do you want him to do
R: 😂
⭐️ SEPT 9 ⭐️
BIDEN: I am announcing a vaccine mandate
R: NOOOOOOOO!!!
R: Biden has clearly overstepped his boundaries! If he wants us to take a vaccine, it’s his responsibility to persuade us with logic & reason
D: He tried that for months; you clearly won’t listen
R: Well, it’s his fault for trusting obvious charlatans like Dr. Fauci & the CDC
D: There’s nothing untrustworthy about Biden or any of his sources
R: But what about the Infowars report revealing that the vaccine is turning white boys into transgender Mexican prostitutes
D: That sounds less than fully legit
R: You only say that because you’re brainwashed
D: Every couple of days we see a YouTube video of some feral redneck freaking out because they’ve been asked to wear a mask
R: So?
D: Does that strike you as a remotely normal or proportional reaction?
R: BLM Antifa Rioting & Looting
D: Of course; I almost forgot
R: If Biden thinks he can force a vaccine on me, he’s got another think coming!
D: What does that mean
R: You think you’ve seen crazy? You ain’t seen nothing yet!
D: Just once, I’d like to see you driven in the other direction
R: Nope!
D: Better stock up on horse paste, then
R: So how come it’s okay to force black people to get the vaccine? HUH? They didn’t want to take it either!
D: And yet, almost none of them are really complaining about this
R: This is creeping authoritarianism, just like every other thing you’ve done to try & stop the pandemic
D: Maybe that’s why the pandemic keeps getting worse in the red states
R: Fake News
D: And virtually all new hospital cases are unvaccinated
R: Liberal media hoax
D: Your plan remains “Do nothing”
R: Au contraire! You left out “Blame China”
R: What about our open borders, HUH? What about unvaccinated black people, HUH? What about that time Fauci changed his mind, HUH? What about Operation Warp Speed, HUH?
D: You do not sound like a coalition of serious individuals
R: And why are you so condescending to us
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D: Maybe you would reach a different conclusion if you listened to what the CDC was telling us
R: But it’s FAKE NEWS
D: Oh, FFS
R: Once you understand COVID is a Democrat hoax no worse than the flu, it becomes quite obvious that mandates are part of an anti-freedom agenda
D: So you think the US government is enforcing lockdowns because they hate our personal freedom, & that’s it?
R: In the words of Sherlock Holmes: once we eliminate everything that we have been repeatedly told is impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
Thanks, New York Times, but I prefer more realistic scenarios like “Which Harry Potter Character Is Your Soul Mate?”
1. The American people do not have the attention span for 6 viable political parties 2. As it stands, we barely have two 3. They are nominally called “Democrats” & “Republicans”, in what I presume is a nod to tradition 4. More accurate party monikers would be “TRUMP” vs. “OTHER”
5. It is not news that most Americans hold views that fall outside the confines of our current Party designations 6. That is irrelevant to the pragmatic issues which Americans currently face
Put another way: Our elected Democrats keep making these predictions because they really, really, REALLY hate to consider other, more aggressive alternatives
R: Joe Biden has some nerve invoking the name of his veteran son alongside soldiers killed in battle when his son died for a completely different reason
TRUMP: WHY SHOULD I VISIT THAT MILITARY CEMETERY? IT IS FILLED WITH SUCKERS AND LOSERS!
R: How can Biden be so disrespectful
D: Your outrage seems misplaced
R: Well, Biden shouldn’t disrespect the soldiers who gave their lives for their country
TRUMP: I PREFER THE SOLDIERS WHO WEREN’T CAPTURED!
R: Oh, that was campaign trash talk
TRUMP: I WILL NOT SUPPORT THAT LOSER’S FUNERAL!
R: More trash talk
R: My point is, why did Biden have to make it about himself?
TRUMP: I HAD THE TALLEST BUILDING IN NEW YORK AFTER 9/11! THE TROOPS LOVE ME! I SHOULD HAVE A MILITARY PARADE! FOR $50, YOU CAN PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING LOYALTY TO TRUMP!
Right-wingers are constantly informing me of all the vaccine skeptics in the black community, but for some strange reason they never seem to show up at these things
The most vocal opponents of COVID restrictions indicate that their movement has been fully integrated into the Make America Great Again ecosystem of white identity politics
1. I think ascribing an entire article to “an anonymous confidant” is very sketchy 2. But the premise is very likely true 3. The entire GOP has been co-opted by Trump’s personal vendetta 4. So yes, I’m calling it: Trump will run again rawstory.com/heir-trump/
5. Trump certainly won’t sit back & support another Republican who runs for the office he believes is rightfully his 6. I don’t think he’ll just sabotage the GOP if there’s nothing in it for him 7. Furthermore, the odds of a primary challenger beating Trump are almost nonexistent
8. If Trump is the nominee, that equates to Trump Declaring Victory No Matter What Happens 9. We all remember 1/6, although some clearly remember it differently than others 10. If Democrats want to prevent a 1/6 sequel, they need to prepare for it NOW 11. weasels weasels weasels