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16 Sep, 4 tweets, 1 min read
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Rahul Gandhi fans. Not really knowing what a Rahul Gandhi fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again. Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Rahul Gandhi fan.”The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Rahul Gandhi?”Johnny said, “Because I’m a BJP supporter.”The teacher asked him y he was a BJP supporter
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom is a BJP supporter and my Dad is a BJP supporter, so I am a BJP supporter.”Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Rahul Gandhi fan.”

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I am one of the crores on Social Media who have been proud campaigners for PM MODI.

Why?
1. I was NOT paid to do it.
2. I was not even asked to do it.
3. I don't know ANY candidate in person.
4. I don't know anyone close to ANY candidate in person.
5. I am not known to ANY candidate. Outside of my FB wall and an even less viewed Twitter page, I am fairly anonymous.
6. I don't aspire to get admissions, contracts or jobs for myself or anyone I know through those for whom I campaigned.
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We have seen a dynamic economy being created in our country.
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One day his mother went to check out how he is doing at school and the teacher told her honestly that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her whole career...
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