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17 Sep, 4 tweets, 1 min read
the biggest loser energy you have ever seen
harper & wheeler & JT deserve to go play someplace where they’re not surrounded by absolute petulant losers and constantly forced to pretend they’re not miserable about it while cloaking a really shitty team in a veneer of perplexing mediocrity
there will never be a better opportunity to unload this contract and give the dude a chance to play for an organization that doesn’t suck from top to bottom and needs its third rebuild in ten years
it is legitimately shitty to waste the prime of his career bogged down by losers in an incompetent organization. it’s an unfixable mess unless you unload every salary in the roster while cleaning house top to bottom on the coaching staff & firing all the driveline losers

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last night after midnight the spokesperson for ron desantis had eight or nine wines and tried to dunk on me for a nine month old tweet and she got trapped in a”you mad bro” feedback loop and disappeared and I am still dying I love this website
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