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17 Sep, 8 tweets, 2 min read
THEY ARE SO FUCKING HOT
I never thought to explore this but Clinton is dead on. Marching band uniforms directly oppose ease of movement or comfort. And they're a bitch to keep cleaned and fresh (bc you are sweating TO DEATH as he said)
Next let's talk about choir robes...
I was president of my church choir for 4 years. We outgrew the number of robes we had year two. I was BEGGING for new joints, but there was a choir pecking order. Then when you have to go full out and wear the overlays?
I was like can we at least have a casual, lighter option for just regular sundays (no programs, no communions, no whatever). I might actually donate some when we go back to in person, bc chile...
I just broke down finally and washed them all in the industrial sized washer at the laundry bc all my members couldn't be trusted to get them cleaned regularly like they were supposed to.
We'd be in shorts and tank tops under our robes, no bullshit. Knee high stockings on so you couldn't tell
The men's choirs and choruses always get to just do suits. It's patriarchy.

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There are some I KNOW, but just refuse to pronounce correctly. Like I reverse the syllabic emphasis in "biopic"
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We all probably have friends or family who got with the wrong man, everybody was like "Girl, he gonna drag you down." They was like "I'ma stick beside him!!" Then once they started realizing they were in a fcked up situation they doubled and tripled down instead of leaving...
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When you'd hear that
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Now I want this match to happen JUST so I can come on here and say "I TOLD Y'ALL," just like I did with Face and Teddy, and just like I did with Keith and Bobby. There are certain spaces of music in which I legit live... this is one of them, dammit.
I named Puff and JD the co-Patron Saints of #MusicSermon back in 2018 because that's how often their respective catalogs came up in my threads and playlists. Again, I'm not saying JD wins, but that shit will be neck and neck and Puff's far from a guaranteed victory.
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