The MD guide to the 20 greatest tinned horrors of our youth. In order.

Number 20

Heinz Turtle Soup (genuine)
Number 19

Australian lager
Number 18

Meatballs
Number 17

Tinned plums
Number 16

Liver soup - BABY FOOD!
Number 15

Pork Brains. With Milk Gravy,
Number 14

Ye Olde Oak Chicken Roll. Mercifully small can.
Number 13

Ye Olde Oak Lunch Tongue (finest)
Number 12

Fray Bentos. a.k.a Laughing Poppo. Often served with human finger blood topping.
Number 11

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Number 10

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Number 9

Kidney soup. Not kidney beans either.
Number 8

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Number 6

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Number 5

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Number 4

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Number 3

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Number 2

Rose (again) Beef tripe. With milk.
**** Number 1****

Tinned hamburgers
Only one wasn't real 😉

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