Santa (with gun in hand): Give me all your money or u r geography.
Cashier: Don't u mean history?
Santa: Don't change the subject
:D

#LightHeartedTweets
Santa:My wife is afraid of water
Banta:How do you know?
Santa: Last night when I came home, she was in the bathroom tub with our security guard!

#LightHeartedTweets
प्रीतो: दारू पीने के बाद ना, आप बड़े handsome लगते हो 😍😍
संता: लेकिन मैंने तो आज दारू पी ही नहीं..
प्रीतो: आज मैंने पी है 🤪
🤣

#LightHeartedTweets
From WA:

संता नसबंदी कैम्प में पहुंचा

डॉक्टर: "कितने बच्चे हैं?"

संता: "मेरी शादी नहीं हुई."

डॉक्टर: "तो नसबंदी क्यों करवा रहा है?"

संता: "गाँव मे सबकी नसबंदी हो चुकी है, जब भी कोई बच्चा पैदा होता है तो सब मुझे पीटते हैं." 😩

🤣

#LightHeartedTweets
Banta: I love u!
Jeeto: Haye Sachchi??!!!
Banta: Yes, it is my favourite vowel!
🤣

#LightHeartedTweets
Ek Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha.
Santa: Bhag saale Bhag, Charger toh mere paas hai!!
🤣

#LightHeartedTweets
Santa to Banta after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!

#LightHeartedTweets

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