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24 Sep, 4 tweets, 1 min read
How long does it take for pre-sliced dry salami to go bad?
In other news, a person very familiar with my thinking just smashed some month-old salami
And now we wait.
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26 Sep
There are no quick fixes to systemic problems that were decades in the making: cato.org/commentary/ame…
In the latest (2020) World Bank/IHS Markit survey of global port efficiency, the ports of LA & Long Beach - the busiest in the USA, handling 40% of all imports - ranked a dismal 328th and 333rd, respectively. No US port ranked in the top 50.

Can't fix that overnight, folks.
Why do our ports stink? Well, union contracts mandate insanely high wages, rigid work schedules, & express limits on efficiency-enhancing automation. Meanwhile, the Jones Act & other US trade laws restrict port dredging (for more/bigger ships) & stress inland freight operations.
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25 Sep
Cmon, 'Pack. Cmon.
Classic.
The only FB team more snakebit than UVA... Tragic.
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25 Sep
Obscene.
Leave. Charcuterie. Alone.
"People around the country are turning a timeless classic that's one of the greatest things ever invented into a horrible trash-platter that deserves mass derision YEEEAAAH!"
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20 Sep
Behold, the shrinking American middle class (via @Mark_J_Perry):
More here: aei.org/carpe-diem/ani…
And, yes, this IS inflation-adjusted (thus accounting for cost of living).

And, no, it ISN'T just just about household size (if at all): cato.org/commentary/ann…
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19 Sep
NFL = 'Nother Flag League. Borderline unwatchable.
I mean, at least baseball is *supposed* to be slow and boring. (That's its charm!) What's pro football's excuse?
The NFL is lucky standard time is coming soon. All that (glorious) Sunday darkness will force us inside, leaving us little choice but to watch garbageball or - gasp - talk to each other.
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19 Sep
It's bizarre to me that, out of all the amazing things on The Jetsons we don't yet have, people focus their complaints on flying cars - which are, at best, only a Top 5 Jetsons Thing (and most definitely not No 1).
Robot Maid is obvs #1, and - quite frankly - it's not even close.
And, for my money, the Toaster Bed/morning hygiene system has gotta be second.
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