Cmon, 'Pack. Cmon.
The only FB team more snakebit than UVA... Tragic.
NCSU fans need to give up. I did it re UVA FB years ago, and my life's been so much better... Except for the global pandemic, I mean.
Pretty sure I didn't cause the pandemic! I gave up years ago. So unless it's like really, really delayed I'm probably in the clear.
Hey, good for state. Yay.

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