The Arizona Audit results are a problem for everyone because QAnon is supposed to exist in a fantasy world where QAnon gets to pretend crazy things are happening while the real world ignores them.
QAnon gets to be excited over the letters at Pappy Bush's funeral and tall tales about a missile attack on Air Force One. This stuff is harmless LARP'ing that keeps QAnon engaged while the grifters take their money and secure their votes.
The problem with the Arizona Audit is that it's the really real world. Now after these results have been given Q expects there to be something done about all this. They expect arrests, they demand decertification. It's time for the payoff!
Sadly for those of us in reality land we have people willing to play along with this fantasy. Mark Finchem is the Trump endorsed candidate for Secretary of State in Arizona. These are people either in office or seeking office who are pushing this lie.
The problem for them and QAnon is that when you run a Salem Witch Trials sooner or later you accuse somebody with too much power to be called a witch and they put their foot down and the fun is over. There is nobody to indict, there is no evidence. They have nothing.
The AZ AG, Mark Brnovich, is not about to stick his neck out filing a lawsuit against the people who ran this election, nor is he about to sue Dominion, who would be thrilled at him making the attempt. He has no options here. The "Investigation" of the election ends with him.
Some grifters will be OK with this. Being able to grump about spineless RINO's is part of their brand and they'll be able to make a buck off of it. For the QAnon grifters this is a problem because they are all about winning. They are all about the Big V's and the payoff.
So now they are stuck with an audience that demands results and an inability to give them results. Dangling some car keys with Durham's name on them might buy them a little time, but this was supposed to be it. This was when QAnon's nonsense intersected with reality.
And it was supposed to win. We were supposed to see Rachel Maddow with her lip quivering as she was forced to report on the fact that the Audit had shown overwhelming evidence of fraud and that Trump had won the state and likely the election.
Instead the MSM is mocking the result. They have lost and been humiliated. Not only did they not get a payoff, they were told they were fools to expect one. While QAnon promoters are left trying to spin the MSM lies as a cover up and the arrest are sure to come soon.
This is the problem with dealing with reality, it's real. It gives us results and you have to abide by them. QAnon denied the reality of the election result for nearly a full year, and now here we are with them having to deny the results of the audit.
QAnon grifters are better off living in a world where nothing is real and everyone living is dead and vice versa, nobody is the gender they claim to be and Trump was send by Jesus to save the world. This keeps reality from meddling in their scams.
Now the scam has been exposed. They have been caught palming the Queen of Hearts at the three card monte table and now all they can do is try to talk their way out of it or flip the table and run away.
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