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27 Sep, 10 tweets, 4 min read
Terrifying news: A dangerous contagion is sweeping across Washington. It’s a virus that specifically targets victims’ hippocampus, particularly impacting the area of the brain responsible for … basic math. See for yourself!
Reporters are also getting infected!
It’s even spreading inside the White House!
Despite his affinity for vaccinations, I’m sad to report that even President Biden has become infected
Even fact-checkings are not immune! So sad to see!
Sending prayers to @RepLowenthal — Hoping his wife & kids don’t catch this wretched affliction
*fact checkers!
@RepLowenthal Not only has @POTUS tested positive, he’s actually a super-spreader
Terrible, Psaki's condition seems to be deteriorating. Prayers up, sister!
My, God — even @SpeakerPelosi has fallen victim!

My suggestion is to isolate & quarantine those afflicted so as to least keep the rest of us safe. #WereAllInThisTogether

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26 Sep
CNN’s @brianstelter: How should the “reality-based media” like CNN cover Republicans?

Yale Prof. Timothy Snyder: "My advice for the press corps is to drop the 'fair and balanced'” approach
@brianstelter WaPo’s @crampell: Media focusing too much on the pricetag of Dems’ $3.5T bill: “The bill itself will not cost $3.5T in the sense it will be entirely, or at least partly, paid for. So the actual cost will be smaller than that, perhaps zero, although I think that’s unlikely"
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24 Sep
They said Trump colluded w/ Russia & the FBI saved us.

Then we learned Hillary & the FBI colluded w/ Russia.

They told us the Steele Dossier was "corroborated"

Then we learned it was entirely debunked.
They said the surveillance state would never be used against Americans.

Then we learned it happens all the time. 

They told us a snooty Catholic student tormented a Native American

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They told us Michael Avenatti was a warrior for justice

Then we learned he's a serial felon who exploits vulnerable clients

They told us Brett Kavanaugh was a serial rapist

Then we learned they were sitting on proof he wasn't
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21 Sep
THREAD: It wasn’t only Twitter & Facebook that were trying to throw the election through their manipulation of information. Dozens of blue check progressives circulated fake news that the Hunter story was “disinformation.” These people should be shamed. 1)
2) @AnandWrites, who seems to have deleted the tweet. (Fortunately I saved a copy)
@AnandWrites 3) Journalist @WajahatAli celebrated the censorship of his media colleagues’ reporting on the false grounds it was “Russian disinformation”
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16 Sep
Biden attacks GOP governors opposing his unconstitutional vax mandate: “This is the worst kind of politics, because it’s putting the lives of citizens of their states, especially children, at risk."
Biden on his $3.5 trillion climate/“infrastructure” bill: It’s “fiscally responsible” and “fully paid for”
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16 Sep
On CNN, a network that's referred to Trump as “insane” literally hundreds of times, @JohnAvlon takes umbrage that Fox News hosts have commented on what Avlon’s CNN colleague Jake Tapper’s also acknowledged — Biden’s suffered obvious mental decline.
@JohnAvlon Per @GrabienMedia, since Nov. 2017, CNN hosts/guests have used the word “insane” to describe Trump more than 1,500 times, totaling almost 24 hours in total broadcast time. (Obviously they also used similar pejoratives as well.)
@JohnAvlon @GrabienMedia Nothing to see here, move along!
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"About 90 percent of San Diego police officers who responded to a recent survey said they oppose COVID-19 vaccine mandates, and 65 percent of them said they would consider quitting the force if the city were to impose a requirement.” sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-sa…
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"An upstate New York hospital said it will pause the delivery of babies in two weeks because of a spate of resignations by maternity unit workers who are objecting to COVID-19 vaccination mandates.” kiro7.com/news/trending/…
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