Yasmin convinced me to read this. She is right. It is funny. And not a total slam as replies suggest. The bread and futter (fake butter) and cocktails sound great. But if you crack a beet with a hammer at my table, I get to laugh.
$335 though. Y’all tripping.
I don’t want futter if I’m paying $335. Not even in Manhattan.
Futter AND beets as a main course for $335?!!

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