What an incredible regular season for @MLB 1/n
To my friends who are @Mariners fans. 2/n
I am sorry you did not make the playoffs but congrats on a great year 3/n
To my friends who are @BlueJays fans 4/n
I am sorry you did not make the playoffs either but congrats also on a great year 5/n
To my friends (myself included here) who are @Athletics fans 6/n
It was close but alas, did not quite make it. We will be back 7/n
Thankfully for me, the @RedSox have made the wild card game 8/n
And last but not least, to my friends who are @Yankees fans 9/n
Why? Why would you do that to me? I thought we were friends. I will not be talking to you for a few days. And no, I am not wishing you good luck. JFC, no. No $)(!@#$()@# way 10/n
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