One of my favorite flying memories was in flight school at Ft. Rucker in 1987. My 1st Instructor Pilot was a crusty Vietnam vet who would illegally chain smoke while we flew around in circles. The old TH-55 was a simple workhorse for basic flight skills with a single VHF radio.
One day we’re making an approach to enter the t
pattern at a training field. As I make my call to tower the radio crackles and dies. I immediately call for the no comms emergency procedure. He says “don’t do that, LT..Jesus.” He flicks his cig out the door and loosens his belt.
He then hunches up in his seat and proceeds to kick the absolute shit out of the center console radio. It crackles and comes back to life and I make my ATC call as we fly along in silence. He lights another cigarette and looks at me over his bushy mustache and tells me…
“There’s your first lesson in Army technology. Just kick the shit out of it.” That was a really valuable lesson I used a few times over two decades. I wonder if the folks at Facebook should just trying to kick the shit out of their servers. Might work. (Fin)

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Had an incredible day yesterday at the International Institute of St. Louis in our first mission with military volunteers from the region. On Weds morning they asked me if I could find 20 volunteers to help move some of the flood of donations from their site to their warehouse.
I wasn't sure if I could pull it off. I only started volunteering with them this week and hadn't really done any outreach to the organizations in St. Louis yet. But, I had an ace in the hole. I had waved down an Air Force Captain at @IISTL on Tuesday as he dropped off donations. Cars lined up to donate at IISTL
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My own mental health collapsed years after I took off the uniform. I saw death, loss, joy, triumph and pain but it led to so much. I've made a post-service life of continued service. I've been able to help fellow veterans and work to save our democracy.
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Hey! If you are working with a local refugee assistance organization in your area let me know so I can get the word out so others can join the effort! I'm happy to spread the word about the needs or our allies as they settle in the U.S.! #AfghanRefugees #Afghan
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I can smell rotting flesh hundreds of yards away and see the burned bodies of our enemies like it was yesterday. I got help and made a new life in my 50’s because of nearly 4 yrs of hard work. We must attack these toxic fools. Good men and women shouldn’t die at their own hands.
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