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6 Oct, 7 tweets, 2 min read
COVID lockdowns haven't been all bad
Template for anyone who wants it. Found it in an Indonesian annual report. Think it has legs as a meme.
Variation on a theme
I know nothing about the Russia stuff, I'm just in love with this meme and am shoe-horning the entire zeitgeist into it
Going back to my base
Where's the lie
New normal

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3 Oct
Eric Hoffer on why Soyjack loves lockdown
Impressive that Hoffer so exactly anticipated the bard of our time, Tommy Carbon:

Eric Hoffer on Fauci:
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2 Oct
Finally starting to pay attention to vax data

Am I incorrect that Pfizer and Moderna RCTs showed no mortality reduction in the trial arm, and that claims of vax efficacy depend on looking at the double vaxxed cohort while ignoring dropouts after Dose 1?
I assume it can't possibly be this bad, so somebody tell me what I'm missing.
Not sure which one below is Pfizer and which Moderna. Also I don't think about trial design on a regular basis, so maybe I'm missing something obvious.
Read 9 tweets
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1 Oct
The smug incuriosity of the Blue Check is wild

At various points in life I did research that led me NOT to take:

-creatine
-finasteride
-adderall
-tylenol
-berberine
-flu vax
-metformin
-topical steroids

Probably all were safe, but data wasn't great

Of course, every one of these vax mandate fanboys has some Tweet from five years ago yapping about the dangerous cabal of "Big Pharma"
El oh el Image
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16 Sep
1\ Had an amiable chat with a bona fide flat earther yesterday, and it was a poignant coda to a year in which I watched most of society collectively lose its mind

To be a flat earther is to have an independent cast of mind, to be poorly calibrated, and therefore to be wrong...
2\ Compare this to your average college grad, who though poorly calibrated has a slavish mind, and therefore on most topics will just follow the herd and be right

In 2020 those muppets followed each other off the cliff, hallucinating a medical emergency while hospitals sat empty
3\ Or consider the wider constellation of fantastic beliefs earnestly held by most round earthers: that a tangibly nonexistent racism pervades society, that tangibly negligible sea level rise threatens the world, etc.
Read 6 tweets
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11 Sep
In the Little Ice Age, witches were a popular scapegoat for climate change

"To the envious it offered redress; to the bully, power; and to the sadist, pleasure"

Modernity is more barbaric; we respond to imperceptible warming by blaming fossil fuels, the source of prosperity Image
Then as now, timeless climatic processes were blamed on social ills, and elites trotted out all kinds of sumptuary laws, from which they themselves were naturally exempt

The "Great Reset" and hygiene lockdowns are ancient superstitious urges: Image
18 months of global pandemic policy has almost entirely ignored the existence of acquired immunity

Chinese rulers in the 1660s were not so stupid: Image
Read 7 tweets
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8 Sep
Whether it's the sexual communism of the New Hebrides "Naked Cult", the forced orphanage of the Oneida, or the exuberant trans allyship of the modern shitlib, cults strive instinctively for the dissolution of the family
And yes, it's "that" Oneida, the one that made half the silverware you've ever used!
The Skoptzi was a castration cult that would have been right at home in today's Woke gestalt:

Deification of scoundrels by elites, army officers in league with eunuchs, the world to be run by asexual Human Resources gnome people
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