In the Little Ice Age, witches were a popular scapegoat for climate change

"To the envious it offered redress; to the bully, power; and to the sadist, pleasure"

Modernity is more barbaric; we respond to imperceptible warming by blaming fossil fuels, the source of prosperity Image
Then as now, timeless climatic processes were blamed on social ills, and elites trotted out all kinds of sumptuary laws, from which they themselves were naturally exempt

The "Great Reset" and hygiene lockdowns are ancient superstitious urges: Image
18 months of global pandemic policy has almost entirely ignored the existence of acquired immunity

Chinese rulers in the 1660s were not so stupid: Image
Chinese Soyjack Image
"We must protect the tonsured from the untonsured" Image
When people talk about poverty, they often picture something rustic and even a little romantic: a family growing its own cucumbers and maybe dealing with a leaky roof

Which is why I think all K-12 social studies should be replaced with diary accounts of poverty before capitalism ImageImage
People love to point out that FDR's New Deal was explicitly modeled on fascism, but maybe his real inspiration was Qing despotism? Image

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More from @ElonBachman

8 Sep
Whether it's the sexual communism of the New Hebrides "Naked Cult", the forced orphanage of the Oneida, or the exuberant trans allyship of the modern shitlib, cults strive instinctively for the dissolution of the family
And yes, it's "that" Oneida, the one that made half the silverware you've ever used!
The Skoptzi was a castration cult that would have been right at home in today's Woke gestalt:

Deification of scoundrels by elites, army officers in league with eunuchs, the world to be run by asexual Human Resources gnome people
Read 6 tweets
4 Sep
Women outnumber men for Long COVID by four to one, which is about the average across a range of made up illnesses:
"Hysteria is a mimetic disorder; it mimics culturally permissible expressions of distress"

This would explain the recent rash of affluent women in the press feeling "exhaustion" from imagined racism
Hysteria is neither created nor destroyed, merely transmuted into socially acceptable narratives
Read 5 tweets
10 Aug
1\ Because the people who are wet for vaccines are the same people who had a limbic response to dumb Eric Ding propaganda last year, they cannot understand that vaccine skeptics won't respond to similar propaganda for vaccines
2\ Now, some of my smartest friends are avoiding the jab for reasons that are seventeen layers of abstraction buried in the medical data. They are not going to change their mind based on a Facebook ad in 72 point Arial
3\ Equally: I know some real dumbasses who are avoiding the jab because they think it's a Soros plot, or because they read some voodoo on a homeopathy blog

These people ALSO are not going to change their minds based on a Facebook ad in 72 point Arial
Read 4 tweets
8 Aug
Guy who makes it 90% through first date without revealing he's rabidly and monomaniacally opposed to COVID theater
"Babe why didn't you get the vaccine?"

*grinds molars to fine powder*
"Babe isn't it awesome that we're allowed to have dinner parties again starting next month?"

*pushes butter all the way through bread roll*
Read 4 tweets
4 Aug
BREAKING: TWITTER TO LOWER CHARACTER LIMIT FROM 280 TO ZERO

USERS WILL BE ALLOWED TO CHOOSE FROM FOUR PRE-SELECTED MEMES:

1. "I DID A THING"

2. "MY 4YO AGREES WITH MY MARXIST POLITICS"

3. "____ IS A HUMAN RIGHT"

4. PICTURE OF AMAZON FOREST BURNING
PREMIUM ACCOUNTS WILL BE ALLOWED TO RETWEET ANY OF THE FOUR PREVIOUS MEMES AND ADD "BITCOIN FIXES THIS"
VERIFIED ACCOUNTS WILL BE ALLOWED TO RETWEET SLATE ARTICLES AND ADD "FOLLOW THE SCIENCE, PEOPLE"
Read 5 tweets
2 Aug
Has it occurred to the jab-ronis that many of us have a deeper reason than "distrust" to avoid the vaccine?

My reason:

I have a life, and I don't care about COVID. Spending even five minutes waiting in line for a jab would be an extravagant waste of my time on earth
Getting the COVID vaccine is, for me, as appealing as signing up for a rewards card at a grocery store in a city I don't live in

And the louder people yell about how much sense it makes, the more resolved I become that they are dangerous rascals
"But Bachman, if you will only follow me through fifteen minutes of data analysis, I'll show you that the jab would add seven quality adjusted minutes to your life expectancy!"

Right, piss off. I could reorder your life in a thousand salutary ways. But it's your life, not mine.
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