if she renounces politics & leaves it all behind forever to work a normal job forgiveness is a reasonable ask. if she’s just laundering herself to get back into the game to sell the same poison all over again as a “reformed” ex-trump henchmen, she can gtfo.
believe them when they’ve vanished from the political entertainment world altogether & really behave as if they want to keep it that way. until then she’s full of shit
the debates over whether a ball was touched or not with the penalty of getting beaned by the guy you were arguing with looming over you were something out of the roman coliseum
dudes would just outright quit before taking their beanings and those dudes became instant targets for the next round of wallball
if I didn’t want anyone to know I spent a random gorgeous fall weekend having my broken brain looked at in the hospital “I got something shoved up my ass! and I was wide awake the whole time too! no drugs! took it like a man!” is exactly what my broken brain would blurt out
this story is complete nonsense but also very funny
first of all he’d have worked this into every speech at every opportunity, gradually stretching the story out to 15 minutes and making that hand gesture where he spreads them far apart like he’s trying to take flight as the size of the probe balloons to elephant trunk proportions
very dangerous situation here, pushing my emotion chips all in on an alarmingly high ranked penn state team about to go into a seven game week meat grinder
nick siriani challenging dallas to a best of three rock paper scissors for an extra down
lol this game could easily be 55-7 right now, just an incredibly poorly coached team murdered by hilarious play calling from a guy howie roseman picked because he wouldn’t threaten his ego
the horrible part is with actual coaching this team has at least top 15 talent, but it’s been groundhog day for four years now
aaron rodgers was designed in a lab to strike the optimal balance between of “piece of shit teammate everybody on the team violently hates” and “precisely too good to ever say anything about being a piece of shit teammate”
have always said the commercials where he’s best friends with his insurance agent & constantly a huge passive aggressive dick to the agent but the agent takes the abuse because hey it’s aaron rodgers I need this gig are not in fact a joke, this is a perfect personality profile
like I can easily imagine it’s a random saturday in june and aaron rodgers wakes up with nothing to do and calls his insurance agent to make him go golfing and clown on him the entire time because nobody else will deal with his shit off the football field