Ok. #OnlyMurders chat. Spoilers abound, stop reading now if you haven't watched this week's ep.
First off, I'm confused by some conclusions being drawn. We know the Dimas' didn't shoot the guy because alibi, but that doesn't mean they couldn't have poisoned him, and someone else shot him or he actually did shoot himself.
and Jan. JAN! She was my household's prime suspect simply because she seemed to be there...a lot...for no reason. Could she have stabbed/shot herself, knowing that the tox report would show poison and send them looking for a new suspect? And that's why she pushed Cat Guy?
The one thing I remain bothered by is nobody we know of so far seems to have access to plentiful poisons, except Oliver's son (a vet.) No pharmacists or doctors. And the only ones with enough influence to quash a police report are Teddy and...well, possibly Sting.
It seems to me like there have got to be two people here, a Clue situation, because nobody seems to have the full package. The Dimas' could quash the tox report with bribes, but couldn't have shot him. Jan/Harold/Oscar's Dad/Oscar could've shot him, but not shut down the report.
It's all very exciting. Have at me with other theories.
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Wait wait wait (TED LASSO SPOILERS to follow, mute if desired!) is the prevailing feeling that Ted actually *did* mistreat Nate?? Is that the take? Because I sincerely and seriously disagree, if so.
Nate definitely genuinely feels mistreated, for sure, but that doesn’t mean he was mistreated. Ted was the first person to treat him like a human being, a valuable contributor, and he never stopped doing that. The problem was Nate wanted to be the *only* one treated like that.
I’m getting this take from this article, as well as the actor’s list of big Nate moments where he cites “microaggressions” from the others. vult.re/3DnBaRJ
I may, MAY, have located Gravensteins in this lawless land, and if they don’t actually come in this order I’m going to, I don’t know, take a vow of chastity or something
They won’t deliver til between 5-7 and i swear to god, I am staking the fate of the world on getting these apples
If you’re wondering how many I ordered the answer is more than you think…unreasonably more
Having one of those moments you realize a thing you’ve called an object your entire life may have been made up by my family. Help me out, what do you call these segments?
I just realized I feel really strongly about our culture’s absence of adults making lunch for other adults. Sure, we do brunches and dinners, but when was the last time a friend made you a nice sandwich with some orange boats, and am I totally losing my mind? Yes.
It’s like a grandmother thing, grandmothers would make you a nice quesadilla with some salsa on the side or a nice English muffin pizza but grandmothers aren’t a permanent resource.
Normalize adults platonically making lunch for other adults.