Ok. #OnlyMurders chat. Spoilers abound, stop reading now if you haven't watched this week's ep.
First off, I'm confused by some conclusions being drawn. We know the Dimas' didn't shoot the guy because alibi, but that doesn't mean they couldn't have poisoned him, and someone else shot him or he actually did shoot himself.
and Jan. JAN! She was my household's prime suspect simply because she seemed to be there...a lot...for no reason. Could she have stabbed/shot herself, knowing that the tox report would show poison and send them looking for a new suspect? And that's why she pushed Cat Guy?
The one thing I remain bothered by is nobody we know of so far seems to have access to plentiful poisons, except Oliver's son (a vet.) No pharmacists or doctors. And the only ones with enough influence to quash a police report are Teddy and...well, possibly Sting.
It seems to me like there have got to be two people here, a Clue situation, because nobody seems to have the full package. The Dimas' could quash the tox report with bribes, but couldn't have shot him. Jan/Harold/Oscar's Dad/Oscar could've shot him, but not shut down the report.
It's all very exciting. Have at me with other theories.

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