Y’all… listen, I got this new pair of jeans from @OldNavy like 2 weeks ago. They fit great, and were even a little loose. today at the store, an older guy came and told me my pants were ripped. I laughed it off because I thought it was a dad joke about fashion rips… it wasn’t.
There were multiple tears in the material around the pocket stitching. Clearly it’s a material defect, but lord almighty I walked around in public with my ASS hanging out! My husband walked in the house and asked me if I knew my pants were ripped. 🥲🥲👖🤡
The best part? I must be getting old, because I legit don’t care. Some people got a SHOW! Still gonna return the pants though! 😮💨😉😬😬
FYI TO ALL: this isn’t some creepy “kink” story like the dude asking to be my sugar daddy in my DMs decided… nope. I’m just actually this “lucky”. Don’t be creepy. I’ll block you like him. 👍😏😏😆🤦♀️
EWWW THE ALGOS ARE HERE! 😂😂😂👎
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