I do NOT like the answer and am in fact calling shenanigans - SHENANIGANS - thereon. That he cited sour cream - SOUR BLEEPING CREAM - as one of the items whose expiration date should be strictly obeyed is the clearest possible sign that Big Dairy has gotten to him. SCANDALOUS.
Here's the TRUTH Big Dairy doesn't want you to read: sour cream, yogurt, butter, most (if not all) of your stinkier cheeses can last for MONTHS beyond the printed date. It's only there to GET YOU TO THROW AWAY PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD & THEREBY FURTHER LINE THEIR POCKETS UNNECESSARILY
Don't let their Expiration Date be YOUR Subjugation Date. Make it a true Liberation Date - for yourself, for your family, for humanity!
You're GD right they can, Twitter!
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Can't fix that overnight, folks.
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