"My taxi driver" stories.
While Rajdeep trying hard; Basu da leads the show but badly lacks innovation.
Undisputedly, Ayyub can claim the best writer (fiction) award, anytime, anywhere.
All in all, Sakshii will never have such stories as she doesn't share good terms with drivers, spl. with Uber. Every few months she 'ruth jaao' & uninstalls the app.
Today's contest 🗣️📢: Use your black horses of imagination and compete this sentence.
"My taxi driver told me .........."
My taxi driver asked me, "why black horses sir and why not white?"
"Get out and hire a black cab", he said politely, cutting short the ride.
Many ppl noted they'll are inspired by "Fake Taxi". Analyst in me says, FB server outage is reason of this sudden surge in My Taxi Driver stories.
I was waving at ppl sitting outside my sea-looking posh bungalow in SRK style but then my driver spoilt it "sir they ain't fans but on dharna as the queen of 'MTD' stories is missing in your thread".
Alrgt! here you go.. some iconic mojotweets by Barkha Dutt-
And here are some more #MyTaxiDriver as complementary!
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Start with first- Behere — an AAP supporter (read diehard Modi hater)— and his brilliance⬇️
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Behere once donated ₹25,000 to Saket Gokhale, convinced that Gokhale was “fighting” the so-called fascist regime on his own.
His hate for Modi was so blinding that he fell for it without a second thought.
He regretted it.
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A while later, Smart-ass Behere dared to ask Gokhale what had been done with his donation.
Gokhale flatly refused to give any accountability — said he might use the funds for “sustenance.”
Late night in Noida, a plainclothes police team crept into the dark lanes of Nahal- a locality notorious for sheltering criminal elements.
Target: a 24-year-old young auto-theft kingpin - Qadir.
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Acting on a tip-off, the team approached quietly, hoping to make a silent arrest. But fate has written something else for all the characters in this story.
As soon as cops approached and he sensed the trap, Qadir raised an alarm (read SOS) hysterically.
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Within seconds, Nahal came alive and a mob of "unidentified locals" swarmed in, hurling stones offering a great resistance to the arrest of their local hero.
Amid the chaos, Qadir's man opened fire, hitting Ct. Saurabh Kumar straight in the head.
A mysterious wave of killings has struck key terrorists linked to the terror attacks on Indian soil. Many of them were knocked down deep inside Pakistan.
Hamdard (Rooh Afza maker) claimed that "each glass that you enjoy contributes to the nation building".
This claim is disputed. Let me tell you why!
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To start with Hamdard is a WAQF property since 1948. The owners made some arrangement of keep the company & family running and the part pledged to the God.
The arrangements were made in the name of (a) Khandani Income and (b) Quomi Income
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After reserving 1/8 part (ultimately for muwwalis caretakers) of
Khandani Income is for personal (family) needs 1/4th and rest for community). Net net 75% as WAQF charity. In fact Hamdard has taken tax exemption on this Quomi income part.
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