1-IT raids are called Survey

2-Jobless is called Atmanirbhar

3-Selling PSU is called Monetization

4-Critics are called Anti National

5-Bootlicking is called Journalism

6-Farmers are called KHALISTANI
7-Writers, Poets & Social workers are called Urban Naxals

8-Blind followers r known as Bhakts

9-Statues & Temple building is called Vikas

10-LPG Cooking gas from Rs 400 to Rs 900 price rise is called "Contributing towards National Development
11-"Not screaming "Bharat Mata ki Jai" at d top of ur voice means you r not Indian & must go to Pakistan

12-Not chanting praises to certain Gods means you can be lynched & trashed

13- No money in people's pockets is called "Cashless Economy"
14-Hindus who r not with their ideology are BABUR K! AULAD.

15-- MUSL!MS who dont support them r called T€rr0ists

16- Christians who don't support them r RICE BAGS


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