I updated Football Manager & gave Newcastle United a billion pounds. Ran the sim for 10 years. This is what happened 👇
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S1: Bruce OUT & Lampard IN. Spent £300m improving the squad with young German talents. They all flopped & we got relegated. Frank was sacked and had his left hand chopped off as the Saudi’s deemed him a thief. By this point he weighed 32st so the weight loss was welcome
S2: The Saudis felt the need to make a statement so Jose Mourinho came in after he finished 5th with Roma & fell out with the players, fans, owners and nation of Italy. Jose cited his love of Bobby Robson and promised to win trophies for the ‘great fans & owners’ of Newcastle.