ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE COULD HAVE JUST ASKED GOOGLE??

DARN IT ALL

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#COVIDisAirborne
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This is a joke.

Anyway I asked Google whether it knew viruses were aerosol spread and was keeping that from us, and it said "of course not because it's so obvious, human."

Makes sense.
Wait what?
"Magic Google, was SARS-CoV-2 created in a lab?"

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(sign up for my Patreon at the Gold Tier level to find out the answer, and also to get a promo coupon for my subdermal COVID virus releasing patch, which was recently voted Most Horrifying New Medical Device of 2021)
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14 Oct
When I sample virus in air, I moisten a Q-tip, wave in the air, then bottle it up.

CONFIRMED SCIENCE

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cc @jljcolorado @kprather88 correct method right?

Why are you grinding your teeth? I can hear it from Canada.
@drkristenkc This is pretty solid science right here, right?

/s
Read 11 tweets
13 Oct
The amusing thing is you had contagion and airborne long distance (miasma).

And then when they discovered germs and realize germs lived inside us they could put the two together and you had close contact. Because outside body, germs die over time.
Chapin say this, but he got too heady on droplets.

That meant 5oo much close. Statistics of decay means less long but there is long.

Never should have been 2m rule as rule.

And so, fomites is dead. Contagion dead. Miasma dead. Close contact as a rule dead.
Everything air, more closer but some further.
Read 5 tweets
12 Oct
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirborne.

I just happened across this article, although I've seen it before.
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Read 8 tweets
12 Oct
🧵Myths and fairy tales thread
droplets

6 foot rule

15 minute rule

masks dont work

surgical masks do work (for surgeons)
if airborne, R0 would be much higher

if airborne, would be long range

if airborne, would infect the world (srsly?!)
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9 Oct
Norovirus in air?

Norovirus in air.
"highly contagious" = doesn't need a lot of copies to infect someone.
virus RNA detected in air (keeping in mind sampling usualy loses a lot of virus)
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9 Oct
AIRBORNE REVIEW STUDIES

I was fed up with not having these in one place. so I set aside 30 minutes and, voila. I present this to you.

Entirely free. No Patreon required.

This is not all of the reviews, just the top ones. I likely missed some.
x2006
Tang, J. W., Y. Li, I. Eames, P. K. S. Chan, and G. L. Ridgway. ‘Factors Involved in the Aerosol Transmission of Infection and Control of Ventilation in Healthcare Premises’. The Journal of Hospital Infection 64, no. 2 (October 2006): 100–114. doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin….
x2020 March JAMA
Bourouiba, Lydia. ‘Turbulent Gas Clouds and Respiratory Pathogen Emissions: Potential Implications for Reducing Transmission of COVID-19’. JAMA, 26 March 2020. doi.org/10.1001/jama.2….
- droplets travel further than 2 meters.
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