you’ve got a really special psychosis when you’ll trust the doctors to slice you open, root around in there swapping out vital organs like a mechanic changing spark plugs, sew you back up, and dose you with a crazy immunosuppressant cocktail, but not to give you a vaccine
whoa whoa whoa doc I mean I trust you to stick your hands in my torso and make some heavy duty modifications but I’m not crazy, I’m not taking that vaccine six billion people have already harmlessly got
what are the long term effects of total kidney failure, has anyone studied this mystery
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this whole thing has been a hilarious exercise in watching bad business brains who convinced themselves they beat the system and didn’t need any actual understanding of economics because that’s for loser elites get their lunch money absolutely pilfered by the free market
“I posted a job and no one showed up” oh my god the fucking hubris
if she renounces politics & leaves it all behind forever to work a normal job forgiveness is a reasonable ask. if she’s just laundering herself to get back into the game to sell the same poison all over again as a “reformed” ex-trump henchmen, she can gtfo.
believe them when they’ve vanished from the political entertainment world altogether & really behave as if they want to keep it that way. until then she’s full of shit
the debates over whether a ball was touched or not with the penalty of getting beaned by the guy you were arguing with looming over you were something out of the roman coliseum
dudes would just outright quit before taking their beanings and those dudes became instant targets for the next round of wallball
if I didn’t want anyone to know I spent a random gorgeous fall weekend having my broken brain looked at in the hospital “I got something shoved up my ass! and I was wide awake the whole time too! no drugs! took it like a man!” is exactly what my broken brain would blurt out
this story is complete nonsense but also very funny
first of all he’d have worked this into every speech at every opportunity, gradually stretching the story out to 15 minutes and making that hand gesture where he spreads them far apart like he’s trying to take flight as the size of the probe balloons to elephant trunk proportions
very dangerous situation here, pushing my emotion chips all in on an alarmingly high ranked penn state team about to go into a seven game week meat grinder